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Ain't Nobody Here But Us Comrades

One night Komissar, it was pretty rare,
He suspected some capitalists breathin' Soviet air
Ran straight in the barrack, down the stairs
When he hollered "WHO'S THERE!", this is what he heard

There ain't nobody here but us Comrades
There ain't nobody here at all
So shut the door, stop the fuss, there ain't nobody here but us
We're tryin' to plan, then you bust in, and wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle goes your chin

There ain't nobody here but us Comrades
There ain't nobody here at all
Jumpin' up and down, yellin' at us, thinkin' you're Lenin who leads us
We're tryin' to plan, then you bust in, and jumpin' jumpin' jumpin' jumpin', what a man!

Tomorrow is a busy day, we got things to do, we show them the way
We got dissenters to kill and wars to fight
Takes a lotta plannin' by the barrack light.

There ain't nobody here but us Comrades
There ain't nobody here at all
So shut the door, stop the fuss, there ain't nobody here but us
Please put that gun straight away, and run off run off run off and guard the gate

Tomorrow is a busy day, we got things to do, we show them the way
We got dissenters to kill and wars to fight
Takes a lotta plannin' by the barrack light.

There ain't nobody here but us Comrades
There ain't nobody here at all
So shut the door, stop the fuss, there ain't nobody here but us
We're tryin' to plan, then you bust in, thinkin' thinkin' thinkin' thinkin' "Capitalists!"

Well, and raucous welcome to you too, comrade...

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