This ain't no bistro - this ain't no country club either - this is LA!!

All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die
Says the bro next to me out of nowhere - it's Afro Glow or nothing
He says his name is Kanye butt I'm sure
He's a Ken or Kenny or Lee or Bubba
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life

And we are drinking Colt at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
The hood people of the world are washing their cars
On their choom break, hosing and scrubbing
As best they can in hoods and bling

They drive their shiny Caddies and Chevys
Back to the weave company, the dollar store too
Well, they're nothing like Kanye and me, cause

All I wanna do is have big buns
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have big buns
I got a feeling they're gonna weigh a ton
All I wanna do is have big buns
Until my buns come up over Santa Monica Boulevard

I like a Colt malt buzz early in the morning
And Kanye likes to peel the labels from his bottles of Colt
He shreds them on the bar
Then he lights every match in an oversized pack
Letting each one burn down to his fat fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out
And he's watching the bottles of Colt as they spin on the floor
And a tranny couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads butt

All I wanna do is have big buns
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have big buns
I got a feeling they're gonna weigh a ton
All I wanna do is have big buns
Until my buns shine down on Santa Monica Boulevard

Otherwise the bar is ours
The day and the night and the car wash too
The matches and the Colts and the clean and dirty cars
I Can't Spare A Square!!!!...butt

All I wanna do is have big buns
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have big buns
I got a feeling the party has just begun
All I wanna do is have big buns
Kanye I'll tell ya that you're the only one
All I wanna do is have big buns
Until my buns shine down over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until my buns billboard's over Santa Monica Boulevard.

Comrade named for some obscure Mexican entree' uh Chalupa

I was wondering where you were going with this as I ate my beet soup....

Then I read

All I wanna do is have big buns

Have you ever had beet soup come out your nose?

I come home with my butt cheeks wide,
And Kanye asks "How did you get that inside?"
My derriere ,
Will be an enormous one,
And Girl
She wants some big buns.
Oh, Girl,
Just wants some big buns.

My moon shines in the middle of the night,
And Kanye says "Your butt is shining way too bright?"
Oh, Kanye,dear,
You're still the biggest butt,
But Girl,
She wants some big bu-uns,
This GIRL
just wants some big
That's all I really want.....
Big buns....

When Twerkin' away my buns,
This GIRL
I want some big bu-uns,
This GIRL
Just want some big buns....

GIRL,
I want,
Want some big buns.
GIRL,
Wants some big

Some girls take a beautiful rear,
And hide it away from the rest of the world.
I want the buns, weighs more than a ton.
This GIRL
I want some big bu-uns.
This GIRL
Just wanna have
That's all I really want.....
Big buns....

When Twerkin' away my buns,
This GIRL
I want some big bu-uns.
This GIRL
I want some big buns...

GIRL,
I want,
Want some big buns.
GIRL,
Want some big.

I just want some,
I just want some.....
I just want some
(Oh....)
I just want some.....
(GIRL just wants some big buns...)
Oh...

GIRL just wants some big bu-uns...
I just want some
I just want some....
I just want some
I just want some....
(Oh...)
I just want some...
(I just want some big buns...)
GIRL just wants some big bu-uns...

When I'm twerkin',
When I'm twerkin' away buns.
Oh,when I'm twerkin' away buns,
This GIRL...
GIRL,
Just want some big bu-uns...

I just want some
I just want some....
I just want some
I just want some big buns...

GIRL just wants some big bu-uns..
I just want some
I just want some....
I just want some
I just want some....
(Big Buns..)

I just want some,
(GIRL wants some big buns)
I just want some....
Oh, GIRL...
(Want some big buns....)
GIRL just wants some big bu-uns.

When I'm twerkin' away buns.
Oh,when I'm twerkin' away buns,
This GIRL...
GIRL,
Just want some big bu-uns...

I just want some,
I just want some....
(Oh, Girl...)
I just want some,
(Big buns....)
Oh, Girl..
GIRL just wants some big bu-uns

I just want some,
I just want some...
When I'm twerkin' away big buns...
(fades)

From a title provided by Big Fur Hat (so don't point the finger at me, comrades)

I woke up to the morning light
My mullah says "time for us to make this girl right"
Oh mullah dear, don't you mutilate it
Cause girls they wanna have clits
Oh girls, just wanna have clits

The blade gleems at the house of the old wife
My sister cries, "What she gonna do with that knife"
Oh Daddy dear, don't be the one who permits
Cause girls just want to have clits
Oh girls just want to have clits

That's all they really want
Some clit
When the burqa faith commits
Oh girls just wanna have clits

Some faiths take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one who refused to submit
Cause girls just want to have clits
Oh girls just want to have clits

That's all they really want
Their clits
What the burqa faith permits
Oh girls just wanna have clits

They just wanna, they just wanna
Girls .. girls just wanna have clits
They just wanna, they just wanna
Girls .. girls just wanna have clits

What the burqa
What the burqa faith commits
Oh, what the burqa faith commits
Oh, girls just wanna have clits

They just wanna, they just wanna .....

Thank you comrades for continuing glorious big ass thread. I have another song that is too big for Kim Kardashian's butt - all big butts must be redistributed until all butts are equal.

Dealin In The Rears



Your ever lasting pooper I can see it fading fast
So you grab a rapper's wee wee that you think is going to last
No you wouldn't even know a virtue if you held it in your hand
The mooks you think are precious I can't understand

Are you dealing in the rears - selling your pics to Time
Are you gathering up the fans - do you want to look at mine
Are you dealing in the rears - selling your pics to Time
Are you gathering up the fans - do you want to look at mine

You've been telling me you screw genius since you were seventeen
And all the peeps that know you they still don't know what you mean
The weekend at the surgeon didn't turn out like you planned
The things that thrill your fan base I can't understand

Are you dealing in the rears - selling your pics to Time
Are you gathering up the fans - do you want to look at mine
Are you dealing in the rears - selling your pics to Time
Are you gathering up the fans - do you want to look at mine

They've spent a lot of money and you waste a lot of time
Your buns in concrete Hollywood it's etched upon their minds
After all the things you've done and been you find another man
The things you do are useless I can't understand

Are you dealing in the rears - selling your pics to Time
Are you gathering up the fans - do you want to look at mine
Are you dealing in the rears - selling your pics to Time
Are you gathering up the fans - do you want to look at mine.

At first I was confused as to how all these songs related to our work here at the Karakoke. Then it struck me like the hot kiss at the end of a sewer rat's snout -- We are honoring The Meesh. Is it not so, Comrade Chalupa?

Something in the way she chews
Attracts me like no other chubber
Something in the way it moves
I don't want to leave her now
You know I must feed her now

Somehow as she dines she knows
That she don't need no other feeder
Something in her jeans just shows me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I must feed her now

You're asking me will her butt grow
I don't know, I don't know
She sticks her jeans out, they may blow
I don't know, I don't know

Something in the way she grows
And all I have to do is cook for her
Something about my weighty (-----------)*
I don't want to leave her now
You know I must feed her now



*(Insert name of current target of abuse)

Once there was a weight
To spare those blue jeans
Once there was a weight
To spare that hose
Eat pretty Kardashian, don't be shy
And I will supersize those fries
GOLDEN ARCHES fill your eyes
Smores await you with your pie
Eat pretty Kardashian don't be shy
And I will supersize those fries

Once there was a weight
To impress that homeboy
Once there was a weight
To make that Homes
Eat pretty Kardashian, don't be shy
And I will supersize those fries

BOY! you're gonna BUY HER A SHAKE!
BUY HER A SHAKE! With those fries
BOY! You're gonna BUY HER A SHAKE!
BUY HER A SHAKE!With those fries

I never give you willpower
I only provide you the instigation
And in the middle of a creamed libation
You break down

BOY! you're gonna BUY HER A SHAKE!
BUY HER A SHAKE! With those fries
BOY! You're gonna BUY HER A SHAKE!
BUY HER A SHAKE! With those fries

..........................................

Oh yeah, all right
Are we gonna wolf the ice cream
Tonight

(Break to climactic Ringo Starr drum stick solo)

Love food, love food, love food, love food
Love food, love food, love food, love food

And in your end
The grub you take
I equal to the butt ...
You will make

Let's Bump this one....