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All My Exes Changed Their Sexes

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All my exes changed their sexes
And Sex is not the place it clearly used to be
But All my exes changed their sexes
And therefor their gender is wait and see

Rosanna's now called Montana
Must have been a loon
Sweet Eileen's is now Steve
Seems I spoke much way too soon
And Allison's now Garrison
Somehow lost her sanity
And Dimples who is now Templeton
Got a lawsuit against me

All my exes changed their sexes
And Sex is not the place it clearly used to be
But All my exes changed their sexes
And therefor their gender is wait and see

I remember this one senorita
Didn't know back then
The changes at some other time
Were pronouns his, he, and him
With psychotropic medications
I have some hope they might
Just come back to themselves With their heads screwed on just right

All my exes changed their sexes
And Sex is not the place it clearly used to be
But All my exes changed their sexes
And therefor their gender is wait and see

Some folks think I'm sliding
It's been rumored I've changed sides
And therefor their gender is wait and see


 
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