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Allah Told Me Wear A Bomb

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We come swarmin' like a cancer
Just won't let you be
We're crazy muzzie's huntin' you down you see
We are the bloodiest people there could EVER be
Don't open your eyes -- it's better not to see

Allah told me wear a bomb!
Allah told me wear a bomb!
That's how us muzzies have fun. No? Uh-HUH!

Gonna make a big blow -- gonna tear up this room
That's how they raise us muzzies - on the edge of doom and gloom
And that Christian cross your wearin' - 'bout scares me half to death
Gonna make a big blow, suckers, let me take your breath

Allah told me wear a bomb!
Allah told me wear a bomb!
That's how us muzzies have fun. Run!
That's how us muzzies have fun. [ He said ] Run!

The buildings all we're blastin' -- gonna make you hit the floor
We're killin' all of your friends -- to Satan we have sworn
We kill most anything -- that's our ANSWER shore to shore
Allah's such a whiz! And he's rotten to the core

Allah told me wear a bomb!
Allah told me wear a bomb!
[He said] That's how us muzzies have fun. Run!
That's how us muzzies have fun. No?

Allah told me!
Allah told me!
Allah told me!
Told me!
Told me!
[ Melee of all the crazy muzzies running around blowing good people and places up ]


Such an upbeat tune, Komradina. They should play this at the hajj when pilgrims are throwing pebbles at the stone pillars at Mina. I did something of absolutely equivalent equality in Peoples Blog, but never posted in Karaoke. Let this be Side B. I think I will call it "Dzohkar's Tsarneev's Swan Song", no pun intended ..... (Because there isn't one)

Think I squished my older brother
With a stranger's SUV
Who all these crazy coppers that are chasing me
This is the craziest ending that could ever be
Don't peek outside; I dont wanna be seen
Mama told me not to bomb*
Mama told me not to bomb (she said)
That ain't the way to jihad, no

Open up that boat tarp
Let some air into this boat
Think I'm sorta choking
Blood's dribbling down my throat
And that robot you're deploying
Bout scares me half to death
Open up this boat tarp, Kaffir
Let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me not to bomb
That aint the way to Allah, SUNNI!
That aint the way to Allah, no

The megaphone is blasting
Saying "Lay down on the floor."
I'm thinking about my brother
He aint alive no more
I've done some crazy things
I ain't never done before
Dont need no virgins
I dont wanna do holy war

Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me not to bomb, she said
That aint the way of jihad, SUNNI!
That aint the path to Allah, no

Mama told me, Mama told me, Mama told me
Told me
That aint the way of jihad, Wallahi
Mama told me, Mama told me
That aint the way to Allah

*(Oh, that's not true, Dzhokhar, you taqiyyah spewing little punk. She DID tell you to bomb)

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I love the way you write, Comrade. Amazing how one song can be used so differently, yet the same. :)


 
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