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AN-I-GADDA-VA-GINA



An-I-gadda-va-gina, lo-fos
Don't you know that I'll gov you
An-I-gadda-va-gina, lo-fos
Dont you care that I never speak truth
Oh, won't you vote for me
And handouts expand
Oh, won't you vote for me
Redeem this sexist land
This sexist LA-A-A-A-AND!

An u-votta-va-gina, lo fos
Don't you know that I'll love you
An-u-votta-va-gina, lo fos
Dont allow common sense to break through
Oh wont you vote for me
Ignore the Clinton scams
Oh won't you vote for me
Focus on my clam
Please think of CLA-A-A-A-AMS!

(Break to 17-month drumbeat solo designed to soften up the minds of 51% of the electorate -- with tragically all-too-predictable results .....)

An-u-gadda-va-gina, Hill'ry
Don't you know that we love you
An-u-gadda-va-gina, Hill'ry
Dont you know that our brains are askew
Oh yes, we'll vote for you
Accede to your demand
Oh yes we'll vote for you
And-a wreck this land
We'll wreck this LA-A-A-A-AND!!

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"Oh won't you vote for me
Focus on my clam
Please think of CLA-A-A-A-AMS!"

"(Break to 17-month drumbeat solo designed to soften up the minds of 51% of the electorate -- with tragically all-too-predictable results .....)"

Instant Classic!! Laughed through the 17 month drumbeat!

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"My Vagina On My Mind"

In my mind I'm running on my vagina.
Can't you see the tan lines, can't you just feel the wax shine?
Ain't it just like that man of mine to hit it from behind?
Yes, I'm running on my vagina this time.

Clinton she's the chosen one, you best vote her way and watch her shine, watch her hide from everyone.
The Scooby Van appearing now you're chasing, ain't you?
She's running on her vagina this time.

There ain't no doubt in no ones mind that gov's the biggest thing around, just stand back and get in line.
And hey, babe, my pants on fire, I'm lying, ain't I?
I'm running on my vagina this time.

In my mind I'm running on my vagina.
Can't you see the tan lines, can't you just feel the wax shine?
Ain't it just like that man of mine to hit it from behind?
Yes, I'm running on my vagina this time.

Dark and silent late last night, I think Bill might have heard the vagina calling. VD fight and crabs that bite.
And signs that might be omens say I'm running, running I'll run with my vagina on your mind.

Now with a lonely host of others running against me, still I'm on the dark side of the truth.
And it seems like it goes on like this forever, you must forgive me if I'm not around with my vagina this time.

In my mind I'm running on my vagina.
Can't you see the tan lines, can't you just feel the wax shine?
Ain't it just like that man of mine to hit it from behind?
Yes, I'm running on my vagina this time.

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Well, I'd rather think of clams than crabs. (I think.)

Perhaps, my dearest Komradina Pamalinsky, what is needed is another hooliganistic take that is safe for the mid-June beet harvest

IN-BEN-GAZI-MIS-LIDA

In-Ben-Gazi-mis-lida, Hill'ry
Don't you know they're above you
In-Ben-Gazi-mis-lida, Hill'ry
Don't we know that they counted on you
Oh wont you con a scheme
And a wash your hands
Oh won't you con a scheme
And mislead this land
Please, wash your H-A-A-A-A-ANDS!

In-Ben-Gazi-mis-lida, Hill'ry
Don't you know we see through you
In-Ben-Gazi-mis-lida, Hill'ry
Dont we know that your spin is untrue
Oh wont you con with me
Musn't mock Quran
Oh wont you perp a guy
And make him your straw man
Need a straw MA-A-A-A-A-N!!

In-Ben-Gazi-mis-lida, Hill'ry
Don't you know that we tire of you
In-Ben-Gazi-mis-lida, Hill'ry
Dont we know that this deja is vu
Oh wont you stonewall me
Do the Clinton fake
Oh wont you cry vainly
What difference does it make
Difference it MA-A-A-A-KES!!

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I'm reporting all of you to the guards....

Have you ever had beet soup come out your nose?

In-a-panta-da-suita, Hill'ry
Don't you know that we LOL you
In-a-panta-da-suita, Hill'ry
Don't you know that we're ROFL-ing with you
Oh won't you fun with me
I'm your biggest fan
Oh do some comedy
With the laughter canned
Laughter is CA-A-A-A-A-NNED!!

In-a-panta-da-suita, Hill'ry
Don't you know that we LOL you
In-a-panta-da-suita, Hill'ry
Don't we know that Podesta's a fruit
Oh, won't you make a Tee
Make that joke again
Oh, go for comedy
Funnier than Roseanne
Need more Rose A-A-A-A-A-AN!!

(Break to 17 minute interlude of uproarious canned laughter as Hillary makes YET ANOTHER self deprecating joke about her penchant for pant suits)

In-a-panta-da-suita, Hill'ry
Don't you know that I LOL you
In-a-panta-da-suita, Hill'ry
Don't you know that I ROFL for you
Oh go on Dave for me
Do that joke again
Oh, bust a gut on me
It's more than I can stand
Please, just cant STA-A-A-A-AND!


 
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