Good morning anti blue - we've got our eyes on you
The evidence is clear that you've been scheming
You like to blog away - and have your little say
You like to spend an hour screaming

What will it take to whip you into line
No more Breitbart? Andrew is dead?
It can be arranged - it can be arranged

Step softly anti blue - we know what's best for you
We know where your precious dreams will take you
You've got a slot to fill - and fill that slot you will
You'll learn to love it, or we'll break you

What will it take to whip you into line
A broken heart? Joan Rivers dead?
It can be arranged - it can be arranged

Be careful anti blue - this phase you're going through
Can lead you nowhere else but to disaster
Excuse us while we grin - you've worn our patience thin
It's time we showed you who's your master

What will it take to whip you into line
Races apart? Your party dead?
It can be arranged - it can be arranged

Don't worry anti blue - we know what's good for you
Just think of it as change and not surrender
But never think again - that you can ever think again
Or you'll get an audit you'll remember

What will it take to whip you into line
The muzzie bros - some severed heads
It can be arranged - it can be arranged.