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You're a real tough snowflake
And you failed history
Now throwing temper fits everyone can see
That's okay, lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it

Hit you with just one shot
I only hit you with just one shot
Hit you with just one shot
Fall away

You come on with the scarves on
You don't fight fair
That's okay, see if I care!
Knock you down, feel all the pain
Get back up and I'll knock you down again!

Hit you with just one shot
I only hit you with just one shot
Hit you with just one shot
Fall away

You're a real tough snowflake that failed in history
Now throwing temper fits everyone can see
If I give you give another punch you'll need a neck brace
You better see a doctor to fix your face!

Hit you with just one shot
Da'yum!

Hit you with just one shot
Hit you with just one shot
Fall away!

Hit you with just one shot
I only hit you with just one shot
Hit you with just one shot
Fall away

You're a jawbreaker ..
Spleen acher, punk spanker
Dont you mess around with me ...

(Actually did the whole thing, but lost it when I pushed submit .. Look for it tomorrow)

Your punch is like a seismic wave
Spins me onto my head
Bombing me with your uppercut
Gonna need me some meds
You're the right kind of hitter
To deflate my proggtard fantasies
The Antifa one-hitter
And you know that you were known to be

You're a
Jaw breaker
Spleen acher
Punk spanker
Dont you mess around with me
You're a
Progg waster
Scheme breaker
Scum shaker
Dont you mess around -- no no no

Your punch has made my skull haywire
Spinning out of control
You taught me the need to retire
Now I'm eating the road
You're the right kind of hitter
To decrease my mental faculties
The one-hitting right winger
And you know that you will guard free speech

You're a
Knot maker
Dream shaker
Cunt clanker
Dont you mess around with me
You're a
Scar breaker
Meme maker
Snowflaker
Dont you mess around -- no no no

You're the right kind of hitter
To deflate my progg tard fantasies
The Antifa one-hitter
And you know that you are known to be

You're a
Progg jacker
Dweeb whacker
Punk smacker
Dont you mess around with me
You're a Progg breaker
Pancaker
Cupcaker

PROGG BREAKER!! ...

I had no idea that she was a two hit wonder....

I am confused, Comrade Director. Are you saying the Komradina Benatar had two popular songs, dubbed "hits" by the capitalist music mongers; or are sayink that she has struck two men with her fists? Because you cant be saying both at same time can yo- ...

No wait, you CAN!!! It is the stratagem of the double meaning, is it not so? You are "making a joke", da? Using the very same tactic the capitalist humor mongers use to misdirect the proletariat wage serfs from pondering the soul crushing meaninglessness of their lives.

I denounce myself for not "getting it" sooner

And I beg of you to forgive me for my silence these past few weeks, for I was "off The Cube" I was directed by the First Comrade to observe first hand the capitalist ritual of avarice and gluttony and debauchery known as "The Sea Cruise"

And so, I along with several thousand unwitting wage-and-credit-card debt serfs were herded like so many head of cattle onto vessels so large one could hide the battleship Potempkin in them ... At which point we set sail for the once-pristine waters of the Alaskan Archipelago, befouling them every step of the way with a carbon footprint larger than the country of Honduras

We were then obligated to celebrate the greed and land rapine of the Alaskan Gold Rush, where innocent men were cruelly misled by financiopathic Wall Street currency manipulators into believing they could "get rich" searching for gold ... and all this for the sole purpose of debasing and debauching the currencies of every nation and causing the ruinous hyperinflation that was the direct cause of the First World War

Oh it is so very true what the First Comrade says -- The capitalists will sell you the rope which you will use to hang them