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She was more like a drama queen than the political scene
I said “Don't mind, ‘cause I have a script that will mean you are The One
I'll put words in your mouth for the floor in DC
She said, “I'll be The One, who will do what you say in DC”

She told me her name was AOC, and she rocked NYC
Then every Dem realized that I knew she was The One
To get her elected to the floor in DC
Saikat always told her be careful of what you do
And don't go around thinking you're that smart
And Saikat always told her throw caution to the wind
Don't be careful of what you do 'cause any lie becomes the truth

AOC is not my lover
She's just a girl I picked to be The One
‘Cause her thoughts are not her own
I say she is The One, but her script is just my own

For forty days and forty nights
This scheme was on our side
She gets off script when she's in demand
Still it's our scheme and plan
‘Cause she speaks from the floor in DC
She takes my strong advice, just remember to always lie twice
(Just lie twice, just lie twice)
She told me, “Saikat the vote is in , as she stood next to me
Then shared on twitter and cried, “Oh Saikat, your tweets are like mine!” (big success!)
'Cause she speaks from the floor in DC, baby

Saikat always told her don't worry about what you know
I'll write your scripts ‘bout breaking the nation's rice bowl
She learned the lines written by me
Just like stars in a casting room

This happened just like I planned
She let me take her in hand

AOC is not my lover
She's just a girl who met my casting call
So her words are not her own
AOC is not my lover
She's just a girl who learned words that I wrote
So her thoughts are not her own
She's just a girl who learned words that I wrote
So her thoughts are not her own

Soros said find a star, write her words just like my own
I say she's The One, but the scripts are not her own
AOC is not my lover
She's just a girl who I claim is The One
But her mouth says the words from my own
Just know I'm the true one, ‘cause her thoughts are not her own
Saikat says she's The One,
(I know what I did, (I say her words are my own) breaking your rice bowl)
Oh yes I am the one
AOC is not my lover
AOC is not my lover
AOC is not my lover
AOC is not my lover (right AOC)
AOC is not my lover
AOC is not my lover

Comrade Jackalopelipsky, You owe me another beverage...

Have you ever had a beet juice latte come out your nose?

I am so grieved to hear of the inkkorrect expulsion of your beet juice latte and will of course recompense you with another billed to my own ration card. Yesterday afternoon I had become confused by my own highly developed anomie in which facts seldom interfere with what this hair-brained horned rodent thinks. I needed a mnemonic to keep facts straight as to who was plonking whom in this entire AOC reality show of the giant leap forward to Next Tuesday.

Another glorious achievement, Comrade Jackalope! Wear this medal with pride - you deserve it (just as everyone else here equally deserves it).

Yours in equality,
People's Director

(forelock tug)

Great Director,

I am privileged to labor under your munificent Directorship in advancingThe People's Equality.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR549