"Bashar Assad" by M. Jackedson



He was more like a PhD in optometry
I said "Red line", but I know you see I am the One
Who will prance in the lead from behind
I said I am the One who will prance in the lead from behind

He told me his name was Bashar Assad, a young Baathist clod
Then every press swooned with staff that dreamed of meeting the One
Who will prance in the lead from behind

Hill'ry never told me be careful of what you do
Don't go to town saving Benghazi lives
And Val'rie always told me be careful of who you woo
I'll decide to whom what you'll do 'cause your lies well they're the truth

Bashar Assad is not my brother
He's just a guy who thinks that killing is fun
Just like I drone everyone
You know I am the One, who'll wage warparties of one

For forty days and forty nights
Red line moved in stride
But I can't stand when I'm on the stand
My schemes and plans
Who will prance in the lead from behind
So take my strong advice, don't ever stray off teleprompt once
(not even once)

I told my army, they'll dance to me
And the Congress agrees
Insert a photo of how Boehner cries
Congress is all mine (oh, ho!)
Who prance in the lead from behind

Michelle always told me be vicious in what you do
But don't go around spurning Wall Street's funds
Hill' came and stood right by me
Once she praised Assad's fine reforms
She said that much too soon
What does that matter now?

Bashar Assad needs to turn it over
He's just a guy whose problems I'm making mine
But I'll fight them with your sons
Bashar Assad's not a reformer
He's just a guy who makes me look like I'm impotent
And his kid's impertinent
Celebs say I am the One, but Bashar leaves me undone

Media says I am the One, but I'm done before I've begun
Bashar Assad must quit his country
He's just a guy who fights the Islamic nuts
But your kids will fight my war
Rand says I'm in the wrong, that Syria's not our problem
Rand says I'm in the wrong, so Rand is Bashar's son
I say I am the One



Source lyrics liberated from eLyrics.net

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