Was about five years ago today,
Sgt. Bergdahl up and walked away
They've been looking and some soldiers died
And his father will raise an eye.
So may I introduce to you
The fact you've known for all these years,
Sgt. Bergdahl joined the Taliban.

Yes, Sgt. Bergdahl joined the Taliban,
We're sorry Barack didn't know,
That Sgt. Bergdahl joined the Taliban,
Cognitive dissonance flows.
Sgt. Bergdahl joined, Sgt. Bergdahl joined,
Sgt. Bergdahl joined the Taliban.

It's wonderful that he's home,
It really was a thrill.
Lovely Rose Garden audience,
We'd like to send him back again,
We'd love to send him back.

I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
That the speaker's going to give a talk,
And she wants you all to listen in.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Susan Rice
And Sgt. Bergdahl joined the Taliban.


Now a little help from my friends........

Very Very inspiring!

"Help!"

Help! Release somebody.
Help! Release everybody.
Help, you know I need someone, help

When I was younger about five years than today.
I wondered off my base and than I ran away.

But now those days are gone, I'm not really sure.
The Taliban changed my mind don't like it here no more.

Help me if you can, out of this town.
Now I hate Afghanistan and being bound.

Help me get my feet to U.S. ground.
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways.
My wish to defect seemed to vanish since those days.

But every now and then I feel I'm not so sure.
If Obama will make a deal to get me back home like before.

Help me if you can, out of this town.
I need Barack Obama to back down.

Help me get my feet off of this ground
Won't you please, please help me?

When I was younger so much younger than today
I wrote my father and this is what he had to say…

“Just follow your conscience”, I felt so reassured.
Now I find I've changed my mind I don't like it here no more.

Help me if you can, out of this town.
Now I hate Afghanistan and being bound.

Help me get my feet to U.S. ground.
Won't you please, please help me?

Help me!
Help me!

OOOOOhhhhhhhhhh.....

Excuse me Comrade Director for being late on my cue



What would think if I walked out on you
Would you risk men to search after me
Lend me your ears and I'll spew out my hate
And I'll try to be a good detainee
Mmm, I get by with a little help from Haqqans
Oooh, I get high when Pop quotes The Quran
Mmm, I'm gonna spy to help out the Haqqans

What did you do when you tried to escape
Did it worry you to be alone
How did you feel when you're thrown in a cage
Were you sad because you felt disowned
No, I got by with a little help from Haqqans
Mmm, I get high when I read from Quran
Mmm, I'm gonna spy to help out the Haqqans

Do you need anybody
I need some help from The One
Could it be anybody
Just need a deal from The One

What would you say to a five for one trade
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
How would you feel if we kicked in some aid
I can't tell you, but I don't think I'd mind
Mmm, I get by with a little help from The One
Mmm, I get high when Dad quotes the Quran
Mmm, I'm gonna spy to help out the Haqqans

Do you need anybody
I just need love from The One
Could it be anybody
Just need a deal from The One

Ooh, I get by with a little help from The One
Mmm, I get high when Pop quotes the Quran
Mmm, I get by with a little help from Haqqans
Yes I get high with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my

FRIENDS!!

My comrades always come through for me. Most equal and socialistic efforts by both of you.