We could while away the hours,
near as smart as wheat flour
For Healthcare without brains.

And our butts we'll be scratchin' while
Our freedoms they were snatchin'
Cos we do not have a brain.

It's all raveled and full o' riddles more than permissile ,
Nancy had to pass it.
Just to see what was init
You could tell we wasn't thinkin'
Cos we do not have a brain.

Oh, we could say you'll keep your healthcare plan for sure.
We could lie on things we never lied before.
And then we'd sit, and nothing more.

We would be just like Joe Biden our heads nothing inside 'em
Our heads an empty drain
We could nuance like John Kerry, and zombies would not be scary,
Cos we do not have a brain.