I rode my motorcade to the White House last night
I confiscated all your wealth by daylight
It always seems my spies are listening
On NSA phone, cause you got info I need

Well, I got a brand new pen and telephone
You got a health care scheme
I think that we should get together and sign up all for free
I been spying on you awhile
You got info I need
Oh! I get a brand new pen and telephone
You get bad policy

Golf clubs in back, I roll a joint, I drive a golf cart
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who will lie
I been spying on the world
Some people say, I am The One for the world

I asked the Army to drop another big drone
They said, yes but they wanted some more
Oh, sometimes I make them do some spying for me
On NSA phone, cause you've got info I need

Well, I got a brand new pen and telephone
You got me listening
I think that we should get together to do some more spying
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pen and telephone
You got info for me