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Call me, maybe
By Barack Obama

I drove America straight into hell,
Got rid of don't ask don't tell
I looked to you as it fell,
and no one is in my way
I sold my soul for a wish,
pennies and dimes for a kiss
I was always looking for this,
Republicans in my way

Your stare was holdin', Burka wear'n, no skin be show'n
Hot night, nukes soon blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
I know you're crazy,
I'm Barack Obama,
so call me, maybe?

It's hard to act right,
Cause I'm so lazy,
but here's my number,
so call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
I know your crazy,
I'm Barack Obama,
so call me, maybe?

And all other Presidents,
Love to hate me,
They're only jealous,
so call me, maybe?

You took your time with the call,
Since the 1970's that's all
I won a Peace Prize that's all,
but still, Israel's in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Passed Obamacare deal
I didn't know I would feel it,
cause GOP's in my way

Your stare was holdin', Burka wear'n, no skin be show'n
Hot night, nukes soon blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but here's my number,
so call me, maybe?

It's hard to act right,
I'm so lazy,
but I'm Barack Obama,
so call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
I know you're crazy,
but here's my number,
so call me, maybe?

And all other Presidents,
want to be me,
so here's my number,
so call me, maybe?


Before I came into your life
We dissed you so bad
We dissed you so bad
We dissed you so, so bad

Before I came into your life
We dissed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad

It's hard to look right,
at you, crazy.
but here's my number,
so call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but I'm Barack Obama,
so call me, maybe?

And all the other Presidents,
try to hate me,
they're only jealous,
so call me, maybe?

Before I came into your life
We dissed you so bad
We dissed you so bad
We dissed you so so bad

Before I came into your life
We missed you so bad
And you should know that

So call me, maybe?

Is most impressively equal, Mi Presidente. I know this song is not so easy for purposes of hooliganism as I used it once to re-tell story of profit-obsessed whale oil capitalist named Ahab who sacrificed lives of People's Sailors in quest for obscene profits

Which gave rise to People's rallying cries, "No Blood for Whale Oil." and "Ahab Lied: Starbuck Died"


https://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/c ... en11.shtml


 
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