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Capitalist in Ann Arbor

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I apologize for my absence at Karaoke! I've been busy moving to the greatest liberal city in the world!!!Image
OK, so the poor, unsuspecting parodied song is Spring's "Englishman". Here are the lyrics I have so far:

I park my car between the Prius and Saab,
and put my key into the door
I bought this condo with my ill gotten gains,
So it's easier to get to work

Oh, I'm a capitalist,
an anarchocapitalist
I'm a capitalist in Ann Arbor
Oh, I'm a captialist,
an anarchocapitalist
I'm a capitalist in Ann Arbor

I go to Zingerman's and stand in the cue
Waiting for the world's best food,
Later on I'll catch a concert at the Ark
After windowshopping downtown with you
Although some biz'z here aren't famous for grace
And I miss Borders and Schoolkid's
so, Most entrepreneurs here are just the same--
They're all capitalists they just don't know
Bernie Sanders had a rally here before
I"m sure Hilary's coming too,
But "fascist" pundits so far keep their lives,
When faced with commie Maize and Blue.

Oh, I'm a capitalist,
an anarchocapitalist
I'm a capitalist in Ann Arbor
I'm a capitalist, an anarchocapitalist
I'm a capitalist in Ann Arbor
I'M HOOOOOOOOME!!!!!! YAY!!!!!


Image New address for the Ministry of Love:1080 S. UniversityAnn Arbor, MI48109https://www.google.com/maps/dir//University+of+Michigan+School+of+Social+Work,+1080+South+University+Avenue,+Ann+Arbor,+MI+48109/@42.2746124,-83.8063199,12z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m8!4m7!1m0!1m5!1m1!1s0x883cae4680f33681:0x94d541c4ece6e704!2m2!1d-83.73628!2d42.2746337?hl=enDon't be strangers, boys.

Let's see what we can do....

Groucho Marxist



 
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