(Creep John, Creep John)
Always mournin' in his mine, thought we'd never survive
He cries like a chick and finds ways to connive
Kinda bawls and he blubbers and quivers his ol' lip
And everybody knew, was a sieve of a ship, that Creep John
(Creep John, Creep John) Cave Creep John (Creep John)

Washington DC is where John calls home
He just fit right into town and became Dem's clone
He didn't vote Right — kinda sneaky and sly
He didn't care at all, just look in his eyes, that Creep John

He had a real bad habit — nicotine
The same one that he shared with that old Barry Queen
And the Budget growed from their dirty hands
Sent the United States voila to the Debtors Land, Creep John
(Creep John, Creep John) Cave Creep John (Creep John)

Then came the vote and the meeting of the minds
When the stalemate cracked and men started laughin'
RINO's had won it and die was cast
Conservatives hoped for a change at last, ‘cept John

Through the booze and the shmooze of this man-made hell
Walked a RINO of a man that the miners knew well
It was just Paul Ryan to sit on John's throne
Like a RINO decree, no one to dethrone, Creep John
(Creep John, Creep John) Cave Creep John (Creep John)

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
And then a miner yelled out “TIME TO MAKE RINO LOVE!”
And RINO men scrambled from John Boehner's cave
Now there's Paul Ryan left, John Boehner's knave, Creep John

With sad heart heavy we're starting back down
The path that crumbles way down Congress grounds
The lies will amass — belch out of that mine
Everybody knows it was a Valentine to Creep John
(Creep John, Creep John) Cave Creep John (Creep John)

RINO's always will open that worthless pit
Democrats and RINO's guard in front of it
These bastards are rotting our Great Land
And the owner of this mine is one Creep of a man, Creep John
(Creep John, Creep John) Cave Creep John (Creep John)
(Creep John) Cave Creep John

RINO's always will open that wortless pit
Democrats and RINO's guard in front of it
These bastards are rotting our Great Land
And the owner of this mine is one Creep of a man, Creep John