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Couldn't Find Any Collusion

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He really couldn't find
any collusion
To keep some good reasons
To keep impeachment on (Keep impeachment on )

Got to make the worst of (worst of, worst of)
A good Mueller report (good Mueller report )
Ever since that day (Ever since that day)
I woke up to find
I've lost my mind (Gone, gone)

Darkness all around us
Blockin' out the sun
Maddow calls me
But I just don't feel like fake news anymore
Insanity's found me
And it just won't let me go
I go right on lyin'
But why, I just don't know (Trump's too strong,and he's keep on keepin' on)
Yes, I am (Trump's too strong, he's keep on keepin' on)

Staring down reality
Don't do me no good
'Cause my misunderstanding
Is too well understood (Too well understood)
Seems I lost all reason (lost all reason)
When a good meme dies (When a good meme dies)
Not a day goes by (Not a day goes by)
When I don't realize (Realize)

Ooh, ooh, oh, He really could not find (he could not find)
Any collusion (I've blown a fuse)
To think of good reasons (I've been abused)
To keep on keepin' on (I need some booze)
I've got to make the worst of (worst of, worst of)
A good Mueller Report (good Mueller report)
Ever since that day (Ever since that day)
I woke up to find
I've lost my mind (Trumps too strong, he's keep on keepin' on)

I just can't see (I just can't see)
There's no collusion (I've blown a fuse)
I've lost all reason (I'm so abused)
To keep on pushin' on (I need some booze)
Got to make the worst of (worst of, worst of)
A good Mueller report (good Mueller report )
Ever since that day (Ever since that day)
I woke up to find
I've lost my mind (Trump's too strong, he's goin' keep on keepin' on)

Oh, I've really been abused (I've been abused)
By no Collusion (I need some booze)

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What a joyful tune to hum while Jackalopelipsky tends her beets. Good thing Jackalopelipsky's hare lip makes it difficult for the guards to detect a smile which is their prime profile of a prisoner up to something unlawful.

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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Perhaps you can aquire a cup of colluuuusion for me?

Groucho .. proved too equal for The Cube (Too equal for the Cube)

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Callmelennie wrote:Groucho .. proved too equal for The Cube (Too equal for the Cube)

Sing it, Comrade Callmelennie...and do the dance. Comrade, can you spare a cup of collusion? Groucho Marxist on the center mike.

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Callmelennie wrote:Groucho .. proved too equal for The Cube (Too equal for the Cube)
Please... You have no idea how that can torture me now until I finish it......

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Leaving.... Leaving... His home in Ukraine for Georgia... leaving ol' Ukraine...

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Groucho Marxist wrote:Leaving.... Leaving... His home in Ukraine for Georgia... leaving ol' Ukraine...
Groucho Marxist...you're just toying with us now..like some frotteurist karma feeling down. Just take us to the river and get it over with. Jackalopelipsky's antlers are starting to spark as Laika tries to break through the jammed receiver. The Ukraine Connection: an upcoming People's Cube Reboot...complete with a tense car ride scene at the end. Jackalopelipsky would buy a ticket.forelock tug,Jackalopelipsky#BR 549 (over and out)

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They're believin' in some midnight plan for Russia
Believin' in some midnight plan
They believe this happened in their world. I see why they lost their minds

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We bet you're worried' now we know, Barak, Barak, Barak
'Bout your plans to make Trump blue
Through some Ukrainian sources you knew before
Between Soros and his hoods
How he spent his money hoard

Didn't take us by surprise we must say
When we found out yesterday
Now we know that Ukraine was in the Swampvine
Not much longer would Trump be mine

Oh we heard Ukraine was in the Swampvine
Oh we heard Ukraine was in the Swampvine
Oh Dems just about, just about, just about to lose their minds
Oh yes, they are, oh yes, they are oh yes, the are

Media wouldn't tell us this fact
Deep State took their time to keep this under wraps
Meullar, Muellar these facts we won't hold inside
Losin' Trump would end my life you see
Because Trump means that much to me

You could've told us yourself
That you serve somebody else

Instead we heard Ukraine was in the Swampvine
Oh, not much longer would Trump be mine
Oh, we heard it, yes, we heard it (heard Ukraine was in the Swampvine)
Dems just about, just about, just about, to lose their minds

Oh yes, they are, oh yes, they are, oh yes, they are

Gooo, go
Go, this gotta go
Go, go
Not gonna let this go
Go, go, go
This gotta go whoa, whoa, whoa

We believe none of what's been said
About Russian girls in Barak's hotel bed
Barak, Barak no longer are we confused
If it's true please Muellar, won't ya tell us clear
Or, did you plan to just let this go?
For that other girl you shielded before?

‘Cause we know Ukraine was in the Swampvine
Not much longer would Trump be mine
Don't ya know that we heard it, yes we heard it

Is finding video of Komradina Knight singing "I Heard It Through The Grapevine." only slightly less jarring than video of Credence Clearwater Revival singing the same song

Is making joke. Is nowhere near as jarring as CCR version. Is not even being in same galaxy cluster of jarring-ism as CCR version …….. But is still jarring!!

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Ha! Callmelennie. Is Groucho Marxist's fault as he laid down the initial cheese. At least not Fruit of Loom guys. Now Jackalopelipsky 'forced' to long groove of CCR galaxy cluster of jarring-ism version. Gone... Jackalopelipsky....just gone...

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Those backup singers sure had good moves. I hope Barr hires some good backup to put the 'moves' on the Mueller Dossier et al.

Great songs.


 
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