I caught me a case in old Ogbomoso
Where drinking water
Will make you have diarrhea, Di-A-Rrhe-Aa

She walked up to me and she asked me perchance
To say disease name and in a dark brown voice
Said Ebola, E-B-O-L-A, bola, E-E-Bola

Well, I'm not the world's healthiest guy
But when diagnosed right it clearly takes your life
Oh E-Bola, E-E-Bola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why he bombs ISIS buts sends his troops to Gabon
Oh E-Bola, E-E-Bola, E-E-Bola

Well, he drinks champagne and golfs all night
With Michelle by candlelight
They picked me up and set me on a plane
And said, "Dear boy, you're coming home with me"

Well, he's not the world's most intelligent guy
But when I looked in their eyes well I almost fell cos E-Bola
E-E-bola, E-E-Bola
Bola, E-E-bola, E-E-Bola

I puked up all day, I crawled to the door
I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees
I looked at her and she ran from me

That's the way it really should stay
I always want it to be that way cos Diarrhea

It kills the boys and it kills the girls
In civil war bloodied up, shook up world
Name's E-Bola, E-E-Bola

Well, I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever been to Gabon before
E-Bola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Dear boy, it's gonna cut your life span"

Well, he's not the world's most intelligent man
But know fighting ISIS he ain't got a plan
And same with E-Bola, E-E-Bola, E-E-Bola

Bola, E-E-bola, E-E-Bola
Bola, E-E-bola, E-E-Bola
Bola, E-E-bola, E-E-Bola
Bola, E-E-bola, E-E-Bola
Bola, E-E-bola, E-E-Bola
Bola, E-E-bola, E-E-Bola
Bola, E-E-bola, E-E-Bola