Gonna write a little letter gonna mail it to local CDC.
'bout a jumpin' little virus I hear has come here to stay
Bring over Ebola, gonna catch it right here today

My temperature's risin', thermometer blowin' fuse
Heart's beatin' arrhythmic, vomit and feeling like flu
Bring over Ebola, I've got diarrhea too

Well if you feel you got it, go get your doctor and seek cure for it
Bring it over and spread it more now, go for doctor and seek cure for it
Bring it over, Bring over Ebola, It's all over the news

Early in the mornin' we tried to shout a warnin',
Do see my hemorrhagic bruise?
Hey diddle diddle Obama plays the fiddle,
This ain't nothing like flu
Bring over Ebola , It's all over the news

It wiggles like a glow-worm, winds like a spinning top
It's got some crazy symptoms, you'll be really sick till you drop
Long as you got time, the bleeding will never stop

Well if you feel you like it, go get your doctor and seek cure for it
Bring it over and puke on up now, go for doctor and seek cure for it
Bring it over, Bring over Ebola, dig arrhythmic blues

Bring over Ebola, Bring over Ebola
Bring over Ebola, Bring over Ebola
Bring over Ebola, dig arrhythmic blues

I-i-i-i-t's ...

Superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic
If it jumps West Africa cause chaos quite systemic
Finding a vaccine for this no longer academic
Superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic

Because I had a runny stool
When I was just a lad
Me father said to me, you fool
You may have something bad
But then one day I heard a word
Explained me bleeding nose
The biggest word I ever heard
And this is how it goes, oh

Superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic
If it jumps West Africa cause panic quite endemic
Mustn't use amoxils because source is quite viremic
Superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic

I travelled thru Sierre Leone
And everywhere I went
They'd run and hide and all would shriek
Here comes a vector gent
When epidemiogists
Take blood tests from me
They'd say this special word
And then I'm quarantined, Oh!

Superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic
If not controlled, could surpass plague septocemic
If research can't find a cure, need miracle alchemic
Superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic

Now if there's bleeding from your gums
A symptom to display
But if they speak to you this word
You might give in to dismay
You will speak it dreadfully
It will cut short your life

"For example"

"Yes"

"One night I said it to me girl
And now she won't be me wife
Oh, and a smart choice she made, too"

It's superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic
Superscarycontagiousebolaepdemic
Superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic
Superscarycontagiousebolaepidemic

Comrade Callmelennie, now it's my turn to say that your song is worthy of it's own post. Two white mouse noses I have stashed away for both you and Comrade Groucho. Crunch...I'll even throw in the tails...

Bring Over Ebola



Flight came in last night about half past ten
That fever of mine wasn't yet showin'
So bring in Ebola. Bring it on over
Bring over Ebola, a mean, new plague is comin' in

Now I'm spreadin' this mess around
Vomit over the whole down town
So bring in Ebola. Bring it on over
Bring over Ebola, a mean, new plague is comin' in

Immigration is open door
This disease gonna spread some more
So bring in Ebola. Bring it on over
Bring over Ebola, a mean, new plague is comin' in

Welcome me in just as pretty as you pleased
Pretty soon you will start to sneeze
So bring in Ebola. Bring it on over
Bring over Ebola, a mean, new plague is comin' in

Yeah! Listen to hear folks before you start to dine
What's inside will be outside
So bring in Ebola. Bring it on over
Bring over Ebola, a mean, new plague is comin' in

Yeah! Unchain the lock on bathroom door
Or you'll crap all over floor
So bring in Ebola. Bring it on over
Bring over Ebola, a mean, new plague is comin' in

Bring in Ebola. Bring it on over
Bring in Ebola. Won't'cha bring it on over
So bring in Ebola. Bring it on over
Bring o'er Ebola, a mean, new plague is movin' in