This here's a story about Billy boy and Jeffery too
Two old pedos with teenage girls to do
They fly way down south, up high, in Jeffery's tube
And here is what happened when the stories broke loose

They headed down to, Jeffrey's castle
That's why they're both in this great big hassle
Billy boy flew twenty six times to his castle
Jeffery he, brought young honeys for fun

He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun

Donald Trump is the president knows what facts is
You know we know just exactly were his brass is
He ain't gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin' saving people from taxes

Jeffery he, whoa, thought he slipped away
Billy boy was caught up with him in the same way
We got their honeys, hey
They're now talking away
They're going down cos girls are singing today
Singin' He brought young honeys for fun

He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun
He brought young honeys for fun

The cheese laid down on that set spring trap, Groucho Marxist, is going to grater burn sooo fine.

Not quite ready to match the boundless equality found here -- just yet; at least not in song hooliganism. Have been given go ahead from Karl Marx Center for Chiropractics to attempt Mother Goose Hooliganism. So here is my most unequal offering

Willie Nilly, corrupted and vile
Kissed some girls on Pedo Isle
But when The Cong came out to play
Willie Nilly ran away