Please note, Comrades: This tune is written in the key of C minor. No chord changes of any kind. Any deviation by the artist to include 7th chords and other musical nonsense is merely that, a deviation, which will bring you back to the same ol' C minor groove.

I happen to love Aretha Franklin. She could sing the phone book and make it sound good but, alas, she is most definitely a tool. A pal of Al Franken and, of course, our Dear Oleander, who this version is dedicated to.



Here ya go:

Change, change, change
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
Change of Tools

Fo' five long years
I thought you were my man
But I found out
I'm just a tool in your "change"

Ya got me where you want me
I ain't nuthin' but your tool
Ya treated me mean
36% employment's so damn cruel

Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
Change of Tools

Every change, has got a weak link
Gettin' back at Whitey, yeah
is what you think
Oh, hey

You told me to leave you alone
Rev Wright said, "Chickens be comin' on home"
My doctor said, "Take it easy!
Obamacare will make you strong"
I'm added to your

Change, change, change
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
Change of Tools

One of these mornings
The change is gonna change
But up until then
I'll take all I can arrange, oh hey

Change, change, change
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
Change of Tools

(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
(Change, change, change)
Change of Tools

(rinse, repeat and fade to black)EDIT: I misspelled Urethra (not Eurethra) Duh!

Ahh a most equal effort comradista

Hey, thanks, Groucho, I was hoping you'd see this. Came to me out of the wild blue yonder. I kinda like it my own self. ; • )