You gonna call her ham bone tonight?
Don't pick her up she ain't that light
Are you gonna let her all hang out?
Fat Barbie dolls you're nightly news cos you're round

Hey she was once a skinny gal
Just like her thin Ken friend pal
I see now love you're big as a manatee
Now she's got a big fat Fanny
Looks just like somebody's granny
Hey big woman you made the fat girls feel so proud

Well get over here Pokemon!

Maybe you're not just big boned
Cos your tummy's not too toned
I've seen every little girl's toy made today
Now their beauty and thin sides
Were all traded for double wides
Give me all them chubby Barbies every time

Come on,

You gonna call her ham bone tonight?
Don't pick her up she ain't that light
Oh and she'll show you all she's got
Fat Barbie dolls you're toyland news cos you're round
Fat Barbie dolls you're toyland news cos you're round

Hey, listen here
She's got cellulite chromosomes
And she's got fatness to her bones
Ain't no skinny queens in her locality (I tell you)
And, Ken can't get any pleasure
Can't get her biggest measure
Heap big Barbie you made role models of Rosie (now get this)

You gonna call her ham bone tonight?
Don't pick her up she ain't that light
Oh and she'll show you all she's got
Fat Barbie dolls you're toyland news cos you're round
Fat Barbie dolls you're toyland news cos you're round


Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat Barbie dolls
Fat Barbie dolls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Ride them cows boy
Fat Barbie dolls
Yes, yes, right.