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Froze in Ice

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You're froze in ice
You're willing to show us you're so dumb

You never saw the ice
Someday you'll see the ice, I know

I've seen it before, it happens all the time
(Oooh-oooh) You listened to Gore and that hockey stick guy
You're frozen in cold, left the ship today
(Aaah-aaah) Icebergs you are greeting and you want a sliegh?

You're froze in ice
You're willing to show us all you're dumb

You looked for less ice
But someday you'll see the ice, I know

I've seen it before, (oooh-oooh) it happens all the time
(Oooh-oooh) You listened to Gore and that hockey stick guy
You're missing the cold, (aaah-aaah) yet throwing away
(Aaah-aaah) Much colder temp readings and you'll need a sliegh?

Froze in ice we know that you are
Froze, Froze in, in, ice, you're Froze in ice we see
Froze, froze, in, in, ice

Ooh ooh ooh, froze is froze
I, i, ice, you're froze in ice yes
(Froze in ice) You're are froze in ice froze in ice, it's cold
(Froze in ice) You're are froze in ice yes I know
(Froze in ice) You're are froze in ice you're as froze in ice froze in ice I know
(Froze in ice) You're are froze in ice oh yes I know
(Froze in ice) You're are froze in ice you're in froze in ice froze in ice I know
(Froze in ice) You're are froze in ice oh yes I know
(Froze in ice) You're are froze in ice you're froze in ice) you're froze in ice I know

Is good that People's Karaoke is up and running again after Marxmas break Comrade. I was becoming quite concerned at unequal number of page views being received by "Al Bingle"

So we are making sport of People's Climate Warming Researchers getting stuck in Antarctic ice as they look for clues about warming, da? As if this is epitome of People's Irony!! .... But soft, what inspiration from yonder Muse breaks?



We went on the Shokalskiy
Some climate fraudsters and me
Round Antarctic ice we did roam
Storming all night
Got stuck in the ice
Oh, we need this broke up
I wanna go home

So send out the SOS
See if The Chinese come
Call for icebreaker starboard, let me go home
Let me go home
I wanna go home, yeah, yeah
Well, this sea won't break up
I wanna go home

Snow Dragon she got stuck
The sea ice has run amok
The deniers are having such fun, to our dismay
Huckster Al Gore
You know I'm chilled to the core yeah, yeah
Well, the seas ain't broke up
I wanna go home

So send out the SOS (Send out the SO-)
Hope for the Coast Guard to come (Hope for the Coast Guard)
Haul Shokalskiy from shore
Let me go home (let me go home)
I wanna go HOME (let me go home)
Why don't you let me go HOME (free up Shokalskiy)
Free up Shokalskiy!!
Well, the seas aren't broke up
I wanna go home

Deniers chortled with glee
They relished the irony
Proffessor keeps saying earth is still getting warm
Let me go home
Why won't they let me go home
The worst fiasco, they could have dreamed up

So send out the SOS (Send out the SO-)
See if the Coast Guard come (Wait for the Coast Guard)
Call for the end of Al Gore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home

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Fifty and two folks sailed down
To the South Antarctic sea,
Got off of their ship
Cos they're stuck in ice today.
"We're callin' everyone to take our butts
To another shore,
While we laugh at Michael Mann
and then Al Gore
Ice breakers heard them callin',
They came one and all,
'While they was all busy watchin'
Those new snowflakes fall.
As the storm was blowin'
Out on the southern sea,
Fifty and two folks stuck on
A frozen sea.
Ride, captain ride
A global warming trip,
Be amazed at the ice
You found around your ship.

Ride captain ride
A global warming trip,
Your mission, save the world
Such an ironic twist.
(Instrumental)

Fifty and two folks sailed down
To the South Antarctic Sea,
Got off their ship
To find that they need a sleigh.
"We're callin' everyone to take our butts
To another shore,
While we laugh at Michael Mann
and then Al Gore

Ride, captain ride
A global warming trip,
Be amazed at the ice
You found around your ship.

Ride captain ride
A global warming trip,
Your mission, save the world
Such an ironic twist.

You have beating me to punchings, Comrade Director. I too was considering hooliganistic take on Comrade Beefheart's epic sea chantey. But I could not have rendered it any more equally than you have done here.

I think an unequal ration of potato peel soup is in order here.

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The potato peels were lovely with just a hint of mold....

By all means bring your version to play...

Well, with your gracious indulgence, comrades, here is my version. You do know these Heroes of Climate Socialism were headed to Antarctica's Commonwealth Bay, so one could use the word "bay"


Fifty con artists sailed in-
To a jammed Antarctic Bay
Got onto the horn and
Here's what they had to say
"Calling Chinamen to come along"
To a thankless chore
Need to hack this ice away
And be freed once more
But no one came to haul them
No one came at all
They were too busing watching
Those icebreakers stall
As the ice was building
Atop an un-warmed sea
Fifty two con men stuck in an irony

Lie, Turney, lie
About your warming trip
We're amazed at the harm
You're doing to your clique
Lie, Turney, lie
About your "research" trip
On your way to find proof
Of things that don't exist

Fifty and two men left her
In the jammed Antarctic Bay
Abandoned their ship
And here's what we have to say
Calling everyone deride them all
Like we do Al Gore
We will laugh our asses off
And their threats ignore*

Lie, Turney, lie about your ego trip
We're amazed at the harm
You're doing to your clique
Lie, Turney, lie
About your "research" trip
On your way to find proof
Of things that don't exist

*(And their fraud deplore?)



THE CLIMATE BOAT SONG

Hey, oh! Hey, oh!
Icebreak come and dey wan' go home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey-o
Icebreak come and dey wan' go home

Sail de seas to prove Earth is warm
Icebreak' come and dey wan' go home
Stuck in ice till de' Chinese come
Icebreak' come and dey wan' go home

Come, Mr Telly Man, tell me wha' dey doin'
Icebreak come and dey wan' go home
Come, Mr Telly Man, tell me wha' dey doin'
Icebreak' come and dey wan' go home

Hit six foot, 'leven foot, twelve foot ICE!
Icebreak' stall and dey wan' go home
Hit six foot, 'leven foot, twelve foot ICE!
Icebreak' stuck and they wan' go home

Nay! They say nay 0h
Icebreak stuck and they can' go home
Nay, they say nay, they say nay, they say nay
Icebreak stuck and they can' go home

A dutiful bunch of left report-ah
Icebreak' stuck and they can' go home
Hide de stealthy Marx agenda
Icebreak stuck and they can' go home

Hit six foot, 'leven foot, twelve foot ICE!
Icebreak stall and they can' go home
Break six foot, 'leven foot, twelve foot ICE!
Icebreak come and dey mi' go home

Pray! Me say pray-oh
Coast Guard come and dey mi' go home
Pray, me say pray, me say pray, me say pray
Coast Guard come and dey mi' go home

Come, Mr Telly Man, tell me why dey go dere
Coast Guard come and gon' go home
Come, Mr Telly Man, tell me why dey go dere
Coast Guard come and dey gon' go home


By all means. This is a much underappreciated thread


 
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