An old cowboy went ridin out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed feds he saw
Plowin through the ragged skies and up a cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their trucks were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders coming hard and he heard their warning cries
Yippie you owe owe owe - yippie aye ye ye - ghost riders of DC
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
They're riding hard to catch that herd but they ain't caught them yet
Cause they want to ride forever in that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire as they ride on hear their cries
As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you wanna save your ranch from hell a ridin on your range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Roped into the devil's herd across these fed'ral skies
Yippie you owe owe owe - yippie aye ye ye
Ghost riders of DC - ghost riders in your skies - ghost riders of DC.

Hello, I'm out of cash

I hear those baggers comin'
They're stormin' round the bend
And I ain't seen a tortoise, since
I don't know when
I'm stuck on Bundy's rangeland
And time keeps dragging on
But baggers keep on chantin'
About some free speech zone

When I was just a baby
My mama told me, Ed
Always be a good boy
Don't ever work for Feds
But I shot a cow near Vegas
Just to watch it die
When I heard its anguished moo-ing
I hung my head and cried

They'll say that they've done treason
For fighting Nancy's czars
They'll claim they're like Qaddafi
While stroking ol Dzhokar
Well, they'll say they had it comin,
They didn't pay their fees
But we treat them worse than Putin
And that's what bothers me

Well if they freed me from this detail
If allowed to speak my mind
I'd say we went a bit too far
We overstepped the line
In slamming Bundy's sister
That's what I'd like to say
And I'll bet that loathsome media
Hides the truth away

Most equal Lennie - thank you for glorious addition!!