Tweedily deedily tee, Tweedily deedily tee
Tweedily deedily tee, Tweedily deedily tee
Tweedily deedily tee, Tweedily deedily tee
tee tee tee tee

He golfs on the greentops all day long
Slicin' and a-hookn' and a-smoking his bong
All the little liberals on PA Street
Love to see Obama go tee tee tee

Golf-Obama
Golf, Golf
Golf Obama
Go Golfn' Obama
'Cause we don't need Barack tonight

Every little crisis every beheading
Makes him hit his ball in the tall oak tree
The GOP, talk radio
Flappin' their jaws saying he's Golf-BO

Golf-Obama
Golf, Golf
Golf Obama
Go Golfn' Obama
'Cause we don't need Barack tonight
Yeah, yeah

[Instrumental Interlude]

The crisis in Iraq or Afghanistan
Never took him from his scheduled golf plan
He started golfn' steady and "bless his soul"
He out-golfed the Tiger and played more holes

He golfs on the greentops all day long
Slicin' and a-hookn' and a-smoking his bong
All the little liberals on PA Street
Love to see Obama go tee tee tee


Golf-Obama
Golf, Golf
Golf Obama
Go Golfn' Obama
'Cause we don't need Barack tonight

The crisis in Iraq or Afghanistan
Never took him from his scheduled golf plan
He started golfn' steady and "bless his soul"
He out-golfed the Tiger and played more holes


He golfs on the greentops all day long
Slicin' and a-hookn' and a-smoking his bong
All the little liberals on PA Street
Love to see Obama go tee tee tee


Golf-Obama
Golf, Golf
Golf Obama
Go Golfn' Obama
'Cause we don't need Barack tonight

Tweedily deedily tee, Tweedily deedily tee
Tweedily deedily tee, Tweedily deedily tee
Tee Tee

If everyone was like Obama
Across the USA
Then everybody'd go golfing
As things slip away
You'd see em wearing their Mom Jorts
A golfing beanie too
A pussy, pussy golf swing
Golfing USA

You'd catch 'em dithering about ISIS (Inside, outside USA)
Yazidi genocide (Inside, outside USA)
Hezbollah and Hamas (Inside, outside USA)
Now more Benghazi lies (Inside, outside USA)
Bomb threat to Manhattan (Inside, outside USA)
Iraq in chaos today (Inside, outside USA)
Barry Bama's gone golfing
Golfing USA

They'll all be planning out a ruse
He's gonna leak to the news
He's firming up his tee time
He's can't wait till noon
He's checking out as the POTUS
He's on the golf course to stay
Tell mujahids he's golfing
Golfing, USA

Salifis and Shi'ites (Inside, outside USA)
Resurgent Taliban (Inside outside USA)
Atrocities 'gainst Christians (Inside, outside USA)
Maybe nukes in Iran (Inside, outside USA
Ignoring Jim Foley (Inside, outside USA)
I guess beheading's OK (Inside, outside USA)
Bar Obama's gone golfing
Golfing, USA

Bar Obama's gone golfing
Golfing, USA

Bar Obama's gone golfing
Golfing USA

Bar Obama's gone golfing
Golfing, USA

Yeah, Barry Bama's gone golfing
Golfing USA

Rare? RARE???? OH! I SO had that 45 in 1973!!!!!! Dang!