https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKv ... r_embedded



Jon Stewart had this great idea
They could have this rally just for the left
Colbert and Stewert
They called it Restore Sanity
The one thing they forgot was
Porta Potties

Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee, where on earth will we go?
Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee, How Long can we hold?

Pompus as hell and full of shite
And Jon said that he could tell this crowd
Was in need of relief
Water was in reflecting pool
Everyone left a floating stool
Cos no one found the Loo.

Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee, Jon forgot about you
Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee, God where is the loo?

I must have blacked out just around then
'Cause the very next thing that I did see
Was election day returns
I crapped in my pants once again
Only ones winning seats was
That awful TEA PARTY

Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee, Where on earth can we go?
Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee, how long can I hold?

Gotta Pee!!!!!

Gotta Pee!!!!!



Shortage of Porta Potties at Restore Sanity

Comrades,

This is truly disturbing. Opera paid for all these folks to go and have their sanity restored and did not even have the good sense to have the facilities so people could relieve themselves in private.
This may explain patches of yellowing grass and large stains on trees. This was not the most enviormentaly friendly method of relieving this problem.