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Gravy Train

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
(Sung to the tune of Ozzy Osbourne's “Crazy Train”)

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All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay

Slav'ry, but that's how it works
Millions of people living as serfs
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to shove,
And to claim my own stake.

Fiscal wounds not healing
Just a “Zero-Sum” game
We're goin' off the rails on this gravy train
We're goin' off the rails on this gravy train

Gimme!

We listened to teachers,
And Media tools.
We all became dropouts,
who sit on our stools.
A slick politician to rule and control,
The media sells him and we cast the vote.

Labor Unions screaming,
Rhetoric inane.
We're goin' off the rails on this gravy train
We're goin' off the rails on this gravy train

We don't care ‘bout that national debt
We got Obama's great big ‘stash!'
Yeah!

Heirs of the class war, that's what we've become.
Subprime housing bubbles, we're ec'nomically dumb.
Gravy, there's just not enough.
We want social justice; It's ALL our fair share!

Budget cuts? Don't do it!
Democrats shift blame
We're goin' off the rails on this gravy train
We're goin' off the rails on this gravy train



 
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