I was born in the wagon of a Hollywood show
Poor Hilly used to dance for the money they'd throw
Bubba would screw whoever he could
Preach against the gospel - sell a couple bottles of Doctor Hood

Gypsies Dems and thieves - we'd hear it from the people of the land
They'd call us Gypsies Dems and thieves
But every night Iranians would come around and lay their money down

Picked up a muzz just south of Mosul
Gave him a ride swayed him with a hot deal
I was sickly he was having fun...rode with us to DC
And Ronnie would've shot us if he knew what we'd done

Gypsies Dems and thieves - we'd hear it from the people of the land
They'd call us Gypsies Dems and thieves
But every night the mullahs would come around and lay their money down

No internet schooling but it taught me well
Got a smooth criminal style
Now you tell me I'm a gal in trouble
But I haven't seen Trey for a while
I haven't seen court for a while

She was born in the campaign of a traveling show
Old Hilly liked to speak for the money they'd throw
Bubba would do whatever he could
Preach a little Gosnell - imitate the boys way down in the hood

Gypsies Dems and thieves - we'd hear it from the people of the land
They'd call us Gypsies Dems and thieves
But every night the Saudis would come around and lay their money down

Gypsies....

And all the time, Sonny was the smart and level-headed one. Who knew?