Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on...Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on

Sloppy lives in a very bad corrupt town
And everybody yeah tries to put old Sloppy down
Sloppy they don't care what your hubby do
Cause they know Sloppy girl fix is in for you...and now they're singing

Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on...Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on

Sloppy wears a pantsuit yeah as old as the hills
But when Sloppy shows them cankles yeah you know it gives them the chills
Sloppy when I see you walking...walking down the street
I say what the hell Sloppy girl you shouldn't be free...and so they say now

Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on...Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on

Sloppy let her guard down girl in the land of the free
Sloppy left their guard down girl in a crazy country
Come on Sloppy come on come on...Come on Sloppy come on come on
Well come on Sloppy come on come on...Come on Sloppy come on come on
Corruption feels so good come on come on
Your lying feels so good come on come on
Well shake it shake it shake off Sloppy come on come on
Well shake it shake it shake it off....Wah!!!

Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on...Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on
Hang on Sloppy - Sloppy hang on.

Comrade, you must have written your song before the FBI Director could finish his exoneration and white-washing of Hitlery!

I shall give you an Indian name! Chalupa Fast As Lightning!

Excellent work!

Thank you Comrade Googie - I write song fast before FBI can find me and jail me for criticizing most dishonorable teflon cankle cackler. So far so good, but I did buy some more canned beets today just to be on safe side.

Is most equal, Comrade Chalupnikov. So equal, I think we should all havink "Sloppy" seconds, yes? (Is best joke, da Comrades? .. sloppy seconds?)



SLOPPY

In the still of the evening when you're hiding things from Congressman observers
I call you up and ask if you want to try your very own home server
First you say no; "looks like we're all on the take"
Then you say "What diff .. does it make"
Corruption's kinda crazy with a sloppy little girl like you

You always keep me guessing, I never seem to know what you are hiding
And if a G-man questions you, cant be sure if you are stupid or if you're lying
I get confused cause I dont know if I'm scammed
And then you say, "It's all a sham"
Laws are kinda hazy with a sloppy little girl like you
Sloppy!! Hey, yeah

(Break to sax solo as FBI director dances around the plain meaning of the pertinent statutes)

If they decide someday to fix this little mess that you've been making
I gotta be concerned that the lo fos may be starting to awaken
Just like a progg, you're undermining the law
But Reps will fold ... and then withdraw
Laws are kinda hazy with a sloppy little girl like you
Sloppy
Sloppy
oh-woah, Allright
I said a-Sloppy

Comey




You hid from sunshine, Hillary, whatever you mailed
But they call you sloppy today
All of the sudden no charges comin' down
And looks like Bill has had some sway
You got away
Oh Comey, oh Comey
defend her sloppy way

Yesterday's secrets were all spread on the breeze
And verdicts look arranged
Things aren't seen clearly, Comey
Logic's fuzzy and sold
And now the congress is meeting
Callin' your name
Oh Comey, oh Comey
You let her get away

Oh Comey, oh Comey
You let her get away

You let her get away

Oh Comey,
Oh Comey

Thank you comrades for most equal additions - allow me to please continue....

Handle Mails With Care



Been beat up and batted around...been set up and I've been shot down
Truth's the one thing that they've never found
Handle mails with care

Reputation's malleable...institutions tolerable
But Hilly you're abominable...handle mails with care

No ways tarred of being sloppy...I still have cackles to give
Voters show me that you really care
Bubba Clinton's got somebody to lean on
Huma's body next to mine and dream on

I've been logged off and I've been fooled...I've been poor and ridiculed
In hotel lobbies and press pools...handle mails with care

Been shot in airports terrorized...sent to meetings demonized
Overexposed and cankle-ized...handle mails with care

I'm so tarred of Treyvon Gowdy...I still have some waves to give
Congress show me that you really care
Hubby Bubba got some floozie to cream on
Put your body next to hers and scheme on

I've been in flight and made a mess...but I'll clean it up myself I guess
Oh the stale smell of excess...handle mails with care.

These are all so fine, Comrades. So fine.

Comrade Callmelennie--you've outdone yourself with 'Spooky"

Extra radish in your bowls for all three of you!

Progg off (mostly)

So encouraging, Komradina!! You know, all I had at first was the "sloppy seconds" joke, but I thought "That's not enough on it's own." So I decided I needed a second parody named "Sloppy" to make the joke work. Then I thought of "Spooky" because it's from the same time period.

Then I tossed the lyrics off the top of my head in record time; 10-15 minutes. And it was only after several looks that I realized -- that's pretty good!! Such a cute, catchy tune, nye pravda liy* Komradina! Loved it as a malchik

*(Russian for n'cest pas)

:) I feel like I was back at school again Comrade Callmelennie, looking up your strange words and phrases. I have just spent some pleasant few minutes finding out their meanings. :)