He's not a guy who misses much
Do do do do do do oh yeah
He's well acquainted with the touch of oppressive hand
Like a snake he's on your data base

The man in the house with the multi racial thugs
In their hobnail boots
Lying with his lips while his hands
Are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife and her ass
And donated to the PBS

He needs a fix 'cause he's goin' down
Down to the 'byss in his old Chi-town
He needs a fix 'cause he's goin' down
Mother of liars I'm The One
Mother of liars I'm The One
Mother of liars I'm The One
Mother of liars I'm The One
Mother of liars I'm The One
Mother of liars I'm The One

Happiness is a gun ban (no bang - no shoot)
Happiness is a gun ban (no bang - no shoot)
When I tell you my new laws
And when I feel my foot it's on your trigger
I know nobody is safe from my charms because

Happiness is a gun ban momma (no bang - no shoot)
Happiness is a gun ban - yes it is (no bang - no shoot)
Happiness is a ban - yes it is - gone!
Happiness (no bang - no shoot)
Don't you know that happiness is a gun ban

A most equal contribution Comrade....

I had to maintain proper composure just reading title.

Thank you Groucho - Dear Leader never rests in his efforts to keep us safe from ourselves.

We have used so many works by our former comrade Lennon and company lately that I've considered bumping them all to the top of the rotation.