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He's In Your Bathroom Now

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Well I had a friend named Danglin' Bob
Who liked to wear garters and garb
He thought he was the hottest "girl" in town
But I found out last Monday
That Bob got knocked out Sunday
They found him in the women's room face down

He's in your bathroom now
He's in your bathroom now
They've caught him once or twice
He was wearin' tight skirts lookin' nice
He's in your bathroom now

(yodel)
Well that's no-ladee eehee dee-o ti
Ah that's no-ladee ee oh dee-o ti
No ladeee-hee
No ladeee-hee
No ladeee-eeee

Bob like to show his poker
Bent over stance and lecher
But dressin' nice
Was his favorite game
Was hidin' in the stalls
He was waitin' to show his balls
That woman hit him right between the eyes

He's in your bathroom now
He's in your bathroom now

Well he's been caught once or twice
And was wearin' skirts and tight-leather nice
He's in your bathroom now

(yodel)
Well that's no-ladee eehee hee
Ah that's no-ladee eehee hee
No ladeee-hee
No ladeee-hee
No ladeee-eeee

Well I went out last Tuesday
Met a "girl" (said loosely)
She told me she was the hottest girl around
Well she started lookin' real funny
She started in to call me honey
She peed in every urinal in town

She's in my bathroom now
She's in my bathroom now
I told that "girl" right to her face
I've got a big ol' can of Mace

"She's" in my bathroom now

(yodel)
Well that's no-ladee eehee hee
Ah that's no-ladee eehee hee
No ladeee-hee
No ladeee-hee
No ladeee-eeee

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Superb. One of your finest, Comrade.

Right you are Komradina!! So good, in fact it cries out for a Side B



INCONSTANT GENDER!

I am a man of inconstant gender
I've sowed trouble all my days
I bid farewell to Patriarchy
The sex that I was born and raised
(The sex that he was born and raised)

For six long years I've sowed discordance
No gender on this Earth I've found
For with lil' girls I'm bound to tinkle
There are no laws to stop me now
(There are no laws to stop him now)

It's fare thee well to my old restroom
I never 'spect to pee and stand
For I'm bound to ride that Psycho Railroad
Until all genders have been banned
(Until all genders have been banned)

Maybe your girl thinks I'm just a danger
My tool she'll learn not to abhor
But there is one promise that is given
It's just Obama's culture war
(It's just Obama's culture war)


Hot damn, Comrades I do believe we have sold our souls to the devil!!


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Comrade Callmelennie and Comrade Groucho Marxist, this is one of those rare occasions where you find you like Side B as much as you like Side A. Both equal in my eyes.

Holey BO-ley, Groucho, we comrades is a hit!!

But Lennie, we's institutionalized!

I guess Komradina Googie don't mind we's institutionalized



Hot damn! Equality of comedic outcomes knocks!!


 
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