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Cos She Falls Wherever She Goes

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Charities got no money
Her clothes are really funny
And her head's got this cavity
Oh, cos' she falls wherever she goes
Cos she hates gravity

She talks kinda lazy
She says things that are crazy
Life's a murder mystery
Oh, cos' she falls wherever she goes
Cos she hates gravity

There's something about her head hitting ice
And the results weren't nice
And I just gotta say
She's really took a terrible spill
Head's not working so well
And she won't go away

She's unlucky bella
And someone's got to tell her
To end this mercifully
Oh, cos' she falls wherever she goes
Cos she hates gravity

There's something about her head isn't right
And she's drinking her wine
And I just gotta say
She's really takes some terrible spills
Head's not working so well
And she won't go away

She's unlucky bella
And someone's got to tell her
To end this mercifully
Oh, cos' she falls wherever she goes
Cos she hates gravity


She keeps falling every place she's been
Cos she hates gravity

You didn't trip her, she'll lose one more slipper
Cos she hates gravity

Just when they were girding their loins for another parody about Frisco feces or the obvious and predictable "Stairway" parody about Hillary's fall, you hit them with Edison Lighthouse. Edison f#cking LIGHTHOUSE!! They never knew what hit them. It was like the Spanish Inquisition; nobody expected it!!

Most equally played, Comrade

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I knew this would rattle your cage

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