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Hillary's Blues

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What have I got to do to make them love me?
What have I got to do to prove I care?
I lie so much lightning should strike me
There were folks alive who now aren't there

What do I do to make them love me?
How do I show my heart's not wood?
When I lie can I say it over?
Sorry never was my favorite word

I'm sad, so sad
I'm a sad, sad situation
And I'm getting more and more absurd
I'm sad, so sad
Why can't I say it over?
Oh it seems to me
Sorry never was my favorite word

I'm sad, so sad
I'm a sad, sad situation
And I'm getting more and more absurd
I'm sad, so sad
Why can't I say it over?
Oh it seems to me
Sorry never was my favorite word

What have I got to do to make them love me?
What have I got to do to prove I care?
I lie so much lightning should strike me
What have I got to do?
What have I got to do?
Sorry never was my favorite word

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My dear Comrade, although this isn't an Elton John song, I would still like to add it to your Hillary tune. It's sad that she isn't behind bars for all she has done...

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"What A Crock"

Ho Ho Ho
She She She
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing
Granny Mum and old Commie
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing

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Interloper – all things vice
A bloodsucker – she's not nice
Hill's all boozy – she's a mess
We watch her coldness manifest

Ho Ho Ho
She She She
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing
Granny Mum and old Commie
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing

Clinton's they scheme for their wealth
They are known for sneaky stealth
Donald Trump says looky-look
Into her lying – she's a crook!

Ho Ho Ho
She She She
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing
Granny Mum and old Commie
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing

****

Old Bill Clinton's nose is red
Slobber dripping – he looks dead
Unzipped zipper – Bill's a turd
Hill did not kick him to the curb

Ho Ho Ho
She She She
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing
Granny Mum and old Commie
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing

****

The Right-Wing Hill does besmirch
The media does no research
She is evil – she'll bring doom
DON'T VOTE HER IN THAT WHITE HOUSE ROOM!

Ho Ho Ho
She She She
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing
Granny Mum and old Commie
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing

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Hill will be sure to bitch loudly
She likes complaining constantly
She can't be honest – she's so smug
She's married to a rapist thug

Ho Ho Ho
She She She
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing
Granny Mum and old Commie
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing

Corruption from shore to shore
Should be behind prison doors!
Old broad there's no pep or zing
–And it all comes from just one thing…

Ho Ho Ho
She She She
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing
Granny Mum and old Commie
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing

Hillary hangs onto Bill
All life-long yet unfulfilled
Should have seen he's no Churchill
But she don't care – he's HER dunghill
Sing it…

Ho Ho Ho
She She She
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing
Granny Mum and old Commie
Hillary's mug put in Sing-Sing



 
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