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House of the Rising Don

Tribute to the Perfectly Coiffed One, Anderson Cooper, he of the serious hair -- whose balanced, objective and nuanced reportage led to the election of He Who Shall Not be Named



There is a house in New york
They call the rising Don
And it's been the ruin of many a progg's cred
And God I know mine's gone

My father was a failure
Sold designer jeans
My mother's spawned from Vandy man
Loathes the man from Queens

Now the only thing this Vandy needs
Is a trust fund and a rump
And the only time I can be satisfied
Is when I dog a Trump

O Maher, tell our children*
Not to do what I have done
Spread your lies with sheer buffoonery
And miscall the rise of the Trump

Well I got one hand on the race card
This country I'll defame
I'm going back to old guilt trips
To tear by rage and shame

Well, there is a house in New York
They call the Rising Don
And it's been the ruin of many a progg cred
And God I know I've none

*(Or, if you prefer -- "Obama, tell our children")



 
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