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I'd like to teach the world Sharia

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I'd like to teach the world Sharia

Music by Coca-Cola, Lyrics by Laika the space Dog



I'd like to build the Jews a bomb
And furnish it with nails
Grow jihadis and martyrees
And wake the Twelfth Imam

Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world Sharia
In perfect harmony
I'd like to crush it in my arms
And show no sympathy
(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to see the world for once
(Let the world sing today)
All Muslim land to land
And hear them fatwa through the hills
For fear throughout the land
That's the song I hear
(That's the song I hear)
Let the world sing today
(Let the whole wide world keep singing)
An Ayatollah ruling us
And never goes away

(Repeat 1st stanza and Chorus)

Put your jiziya in my hand
Let's begin today
Put your jiziya in my hand
Or we'll chop your head away.

(Repeat Chorus 'til fade)


You've got me going.
I, I, I'm actually singing.
If other members of my Umma were to hear me I would lose my tongue.
But I would gladly lose my tongue! This is fun!
Oh, my wives say I am not to have fun so I must go.

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Such a lovely tribute to Sharia (the Law of Islam) and catchy too. Great job Laika.

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AYYYYYYYYYYYE - a - tolah!
AYYYYYYYYYYYE - a - tolah!


(up a full step)

AYYYYYYYYYYYE - a - TOLah!!
AYYYYYYYYYYYE - a - TOLah!!


(decibel level + 30)

Foooor the co-llective reigns!

FOREVER! AND EVER!

Noooo more blue dress with stains!

FOREVER! AND EVER!

AYATOLLAH!! AYATOLLAH!!

(decibel level + 90)

And pigs shall fly forever and e----ver!!!
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