I remember leaving Oxford
Dodgin' the draft with a little style
I remember fingerin' all the interns
With my moves when West wing was really wild

And we listened to ol' Hillary
And all of my friends
Were defendin' me just like MoveOn.org
I was gropin', when gropin' was still cool

Remember cars with astro turf
Feelin' up and pullin' down their tops
I remember when no one was lookin'
And Monica playin' in my shorts

I took a lot of kiddin'
'Cause I always denied it
Now accuse Donald Trump
Sayin' that he's what I was then

I was gropin', when gropin' was still cool
Oooh

I was gropin', when gropin' was still cool
I was gropin', from their pants up to their boobs
I still act, and talk the same
What you see ain't nothin' new

I was gropin', when gropin' was still cool

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They call me gropin' cousin
For feelin' up their boobs
I'm just glad we're in a country
Where I'm still free and loose

I was gropin', when gropin' was still cool


Hey I was gropin', when gropin' was still cool
I was gropin', from their pants up to their boobs
I still act, and talk the same
What you see ain't nothin' new

Yeah, I was gropin' when gropin' was still cool

Yeah, I was gropin' when gropin' was still cool