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Illing Hillie

I must commend my fellow balladeers for their touching ballads of praise and concern for the Empress Hilarious as she powered through her 3-hour case of acute hyper-pneumonia. Only one concern -- one cant dance to many of these ballads during the autumnal beet harvest. Lest we forget, the karaoke is also for collective dancing and marching



Huma! Goes! ... One, two, tres, toss her!

(Dumb! Dumb! ... Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!)

Hey! Illing Hillie!
Watch her now, watch her ... Here they come, here they comes
Watch her now, she's slipping

Huma floats rumah
About the thing they saw
Was stiff as board
Try pneu-MO-NI-A
Illing Hilli-i-i-i-i-ie! .. Illing Hillie
Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie

Huma quash rumahs
That she couldn't stand
Let there be no filming
Toss her in the van
Illing Hilli-i-i-i-i-ie! .. Illing Hillie
Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie

Watch her now, watch her now, watch her ... Yeaaaaah!

(Dumb! Dumb! .. Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb)

(Cue up-tempo sax riff to distract the 15-second attention span of Les Deplorables, as the Clinton Scooby van makes its getaway to the pulmonary ICU in Chelsea's apartment)

Yeah! .... Drive! Drive! Drive!

Huma floats rumah
That pneumonia's mild
Get the body double
Have her hug a child
Illing Hilli-i-i-i-i-ie! Illing Hillie
Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie

Watch her now, watch her now, here they come

(Dumb! Dumb! .. Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!)
We got this! We got this!



 
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