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In Your Bathroom

4/20/2016, 8:00 pm
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In your bathroom scarlet dresses and black nylons
Bufont Hairstyles, gold jewelry, and red lipstick
Silver necklace on fake breasts in your scared eyes
Pervert smiles as your screaming, their contentment
As you see their place where the sun never shines

And in that place was that a shadow 'tween their legs?
They'll be no laws to protect you in your bathroom
Platform high heels, in drag make up, goodbye morals
You picked a bad time to visit bathroom
As you ran out, from their sight you were just screaming
They'll wait in the stalls till more dames come back

Pee with you in the bright lights proud of themselves
With a decree comes this charade from the left crowd
Consolation for transsexuals, how enlightened
Waiting perverts sit there waiting in the stalls
They're cross dressers, goodbye men's rooms, scared daughters
They'll pee in your place with liberals proud;

Pee with you in the bright lights proud of themselves
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4/20/2016, 8:34 pm
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Strange dude – shittin' right next to you.

He's a bitch of trouble with a big hairdo.
In his own mad mind he's a chick like you,
Like you.

Now what you gonna do?

Strange dude -- shittin' right next to you.

He's some kind of liberal shittin' next to you.
If you don't watch out he'll stick it in you,
In you.

What kind of fool are you?

Strange dude -- shittin' right next to you.

On a toilet in the middle where the ladies go pee,
He will make a scene for the world to see
Ignorant.

And wouldn't you be scorned?

Strange dude -- shittin' right next to you.

Strange dude, strange dude, strange dude, strange dude.
Strange dude -- shittin' right next to you.
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4/26/2016, 9:24 am
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"Man I Feel Like A Woman"

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Skulkin' around like a big clown
Watchin' out for butterflies
Dressed up to the hilt, I'm a dumb head
Loony, I could almost die
Fish nettin' nylons up my big thighs
I'm a mental who knows right from wrong
Don't nobody call me a real he-man
The Liz Taylor look is where I belong

A pair of old ladies made a beeline — surprise!
My lipstick called Red-Apple-Pie —
I am a sick loon dumb head in wo-men's dress
Just-a real fine, muscles and all —
I'm just a kook — masculine Princess
Cause this sick loon dumb head wants it all

[skulkin' and scoutin' around for little girls]

Whoa!

I saw her head up to the bathrooms
She's a small thing — got my ‘Welcome' mat
Nobody said “That's not your bathroom, boy!”
Well I stayed cool
I know–pat my back

Looked at myself, ‘I'm such a siren!'
And everybody's come undone
I just went by her door and I stood there
And I said somebody just wants some fun

Well she shook there not knowin' the next plan
And-a I was a knowin' her plight
Well I told her “Don't get scared
Of my dirty long hair.”
Well I wanna make her give in
If I wanna spend my lifetime
As sick loon dumb head in wo-men's dress
Just lookin' fine, muscles and all
Well I'm just a kook — masculine Princess
Cause this sick loon dumb head wants it all
Want it all
Want it all
Want it all
Want it all
Want it all
OoOoO
Want it all
Want it all

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