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Jumping Jacks

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I was walking past the White House one night
When my eyes beheld an scary sight
When Michelle from her slab of ribs did rise
And suddenly to my surprise

She did the jacks - she led some jumping jacks
Jumping jacks - it was a lib'ral smash
Led jumping jacks - and while the floor boards cracked
Led jumping jacks - she led some jumping jacks

From the Oval office in the White House East
To the Lincoln bedroom that the Donors lease
The libs all came with their dug up voters
To buy a Volt from Gen'ral Motors

They did the jacks - They did some jumping jacks
Jumping jacks - it was a lib'ral smash
Led jumping jacks - and while the markets crash
More Bailout Cash - they did some jumping jacks

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Waxman,
Pelosi and Deb Shultz

The scene was jumping all were shaking the ground
Biden unplugged and going out of bounds
The Auto Unions were about to arrive
With enforcer group, the Knee-Breaker Five

They brought blackjacks - They brought their own blackjacks
Their own blackjacks - it was a striking smash
They made skulls crack - They left some open gash
They want more cash - They swung their own blackjacks

Out from his office Barack's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the door and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my Hope And Change twist?"

They're ACORN hacks - They did the vote card stash
ACORN hacks - They'll did the graveyard dash
The ACORN hacks - stole 'lections in a flash
Got Bailout Cash - and did the vote card stash

Now everything's cool, Barack's selling his plan
Michelle's jumping jacks are the hit of the land
For you, rich players, your "jack" they want too
When they come to your door they'll say Buffet wants you

They'll raise your tax - raise your income tax
Income tax - lib'rals want your stash
Raise income tax - watch economy crash
There goes your cash - they'll raise your income tax


 
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