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Keep On Insuring Me, Barry

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Well, I was working real hard
And then I lost my job
But it just keeps getting
Simpler every day

Cos I'm ridin' in the cart
Other's pullin' my part
I got free health care
From Barry, yeah

Well, I wasn't ambitious
Job creation's fictitious,
And Pelosi is
A friend of mine

And I know that it's true
That all the things she said too
Checks come back to me
In their sweet time

So keep insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry

I went from Phoenix, Arizona
All the way to Tacoma
Try find a job where I could earn some pay
Back to California
Where the libs all roam
Where I'll keep my free
Healthcare, yeah

So keep insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry

Barry, Barry, Barry
Keep insuring
Insure me, Barry
Keep Insuring
Insure me, Barry
Hoo, hooo, yeah

I don`t get ambitious
Job numbers are fictitious
And you know you
That healthcare is mine

And you know that it`s true
That nothing I'll do
Unemployment backs me
Every time

I went from Phoenix, Arizona
All the way to Tacoma
Try find a job where I could earn some pay
Back to California
Where the libs all roam
Where I'll keep my free
Healthcare, yeah

So keep insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry
Insure me, insure
Barry, Barry, Barry

Keep on insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry
Keep on insuring me, Barry



Some people call me the stealth commie, yeah
Some call me a gansterish pol
Some people call me marxist ... (MAO! MAO!)
Cause I tweak all the Constitutes of law

Baggers talk about me, 'Merica
They say I'm growing the State, growing the State
But don't you worry, 'Merica' don't worry
Cause it's right wing, right wing, right wing, right winger hate

Cause I'm a tricker, I'm a sinner
I'm a liar and a spinner
Force your health plan thru dot gov

I'm a POTUS, with a TOTUS
And a scowling FLOTUS
I get my hummin' from the Love

You're the cutest bod-man I ever did see
Really love your breaches, now get on your kness
Lovey-glovey, lovey-glovey, lovey-glovey all the time
Oooh, Reggie you sure showed me good time

Cause I'm a tricker and a flamer
And a liar, and a blamer
Force your health plan thru dot gov

I'm a POTUS with a TOTUS
And a bootlick SCOTUS
Sure don't want my Change undone

Fox News keeps talking about me
Say I did the baggers wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no, don't worry, 'Merica
Cause IRS acted alone

They're the crudest people I ever did see
Really gonna teach them, gonna squelch their speech
Racey-baitey, racey-baitey, racey-baitey all the time
Oooh, Baby gonna hit them with slime

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Callmelennie wrote:I'm a POTUS, with a TOTUS
And a scowling FLOTUS
I get my hummin' from the Love
Very nice!!!!!

Just a small tribute to the leadership that Dear Leader displayed in the Benghazi man caused unpleasantness which undoubtedly spared the lives of dozens of Ansar al-Shura freedom fighters



Fighting on, up on the roof
Done this drill before
Lazing along for that big old prop plane
I'll be sending them to their whores
But my laze light has been on too long
It seems like I might be undone
Somebody's trying to cause delay
You know I've got to be movin' on

Whoa-oh, big old prop ground fighter
Don't you tarry too far away
Whoa-oh, big old prop ground fighter
Cause there's jihadis you've got to slay

Good-by to jihadi mortar crew
Good-by to a CinC that I trusted
They had to come out and stalk their prey
You now they might get me, you know they might get dusted
But their hopes keeps rising up skyward
As they call off the AC-130
Riding high, they've got me in their sights
You know they'll have to fight again before they
Meet the Virgins

Big old prop ground fighter
Seems like you got called away
Whoa-oh, big old Hajj igniter
Cause it's here where I'll meet my fate

Jerkin' off in Las Vegas town
Feel the funds coming in
He's got to keep tamping story down
You know the big CinC keeps on spinning around
And he's lying with no approbation
You know the troops can plainly see
That he don't want to to get caught up "inanyofthat"
Funky shit going down in Benghazi

Big old prop ground fighter
Don't you tarry too far way
Whoa-oh, big old Spectre fighter
Cause it's Hajjis you've got to slay

Whoa-oh, big old Hajj igniter
Maybe you've been called away
Whoa-ah, big old prop ground fighter
Cause it's here that I'll meet my fate

Big ol prop ground fighter
Ol Barry's in Vegas to play
Whoa-oh, big old ground igniter
And it's here that I've got to stay

Whoa-ah, big old Spectre fighter
Barry left me alone
Whoa-oh, big old Hajj igniter
Cause it's here that I got boned

Comrade Dudes, I thought it appropriate to bump "Big 'Ol Prop Groundfighter" (right above this) as it has become topical again

I do not believe, Comrade Dudes, that it got the attention it deserved due to its untimeliness and off-topicality at the time it was posted

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With our dear leader it is difficult to not bump many of our epic anthems dedicated to his selfless service to our great country as many frequently become timely again...

Carry on comrade


 
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