It's a long and tiresome work day
Behest of Obama
You're ignoring Hillary's crimes
Sayin' nothing was done wrong
You're thinking about this woman
But not the one you married before

But your thoughts will soon be wandering
The way they always do
When you're workin' those twelve hours
And there's nothin' much to do
And you don't feel much like workin',
But you're texting you know who

Here I am
On my phone again
There I am
Expressing rage
Here I go
Peter Strozk again
Then I text
Lisa Page

Well you're walking into Walmart,
Feeling mighty bold
And you can smell the Trump voters
As you're paying for your load
You text that it really bothers you
And you're sensing some forebode

Most times you can't hear 'em talk,
Other times you can
You're tired of hearing,
"Make America Great Again"
And you know that you're outnumbered,
You head to check out stand

Here I am
On my phone again
There I am
Expressing rage
Here I go
Peter Strozk again
Then I text
Lisa Page

In the congress spotlight
Be careful of what you say
Every shred of honesty
You try to hide away
As the sweat poured out your body
Like it's polygraph testing day

Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the cat calls of the democrats
Ringin' in your head
Should you fall on your bayonet?
Remember Tom Lantos said

Here I am
On my phone again
There I am
Expressing rage
Here I go
Peter Strozk again
Then I text
Lisa Page

Here I am
On my phone again
There I am
Expressing rage
Here I go
Peter Strozk again
Then I text
Lisa Page

Then I text
Then I text