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Me and My POTUS-Barry

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Busted flat now feelin' screwed, by the Obama train
And you feelin' not as "HOPE"ful as you dreamed
Barry brought the country down, just as he had planned
He screwed you all the way to New Orleans
I give him my support, wave a commie red bandanna
My intellect is soft while Barry gives you blues, yeah
Then came election time, I was vote'n Barry a second time
I sang every song that a liberal knew

Freedom's just another word for somethin' else to lose
Healthcare, don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free, no no
Though, signing up was'nt easy, Lord, made you sing the blues
You know, talk'n good is good enough for me
Good enough for me and my POTUS-Barry

From the Kentucky coal mine to the California sun
There Barry wrecked the nation of its soul
Through all kinds of weather, through Global Warming sun
Yeah, Barry baby kept me feeling cold
One day came Sabelius, Lord, she let the truth sure slip away
He's has a pen and phone, and I hope he uses it
Wouldn't trade all of my tomorrows, for a single yesterday
We'll be buildin' Barry's statue to the sky
Freedom's just another word for somethin' else to lose
Somethin', that's all that Barry wants from me, yeah
But, feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
Hey, feelin' good was good enough for me, mm-hmm
Good enough for me and my POTUS-Barry

La da daLa da da da La da da da da da da daLa da da da da da da da POTUS-Barry, yeah
La da da da da da da La da da da da da daLa da da da da da da POTUS-Barry, yeah
La da La la da da la da da la da daLa da da da da da da da da
Hey, my Barry Oh, my POTUS-Barry, yeah
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Hey, my Barry Oh, my POTUS-Barry, yeah

Well, I call him "my gover", call him da man
I said, I call him "my gover" did the best he can, c'mon

Hey now, Barry now Hey now, POTUS-Barry, yeah
Woo La da, la da, la da, la da, la da, la da, la da, la la

Hey, hey, hey POTUS-Barry, yeah

La da, la da, la da, la da, la da, la da, la da, la
Hey, hey, hey, POTUS-Barry, yeah



I'd like to parody a song of great importance to the 99%. Goes something like this

Obam, won't you get me a Mercedez Benz
My major's "Queer Theory", you must make "AY"-mends
Work hard at the Starbucks, no help from my friends
So Obam won't you give me a Mercedes Benz

Obam, won't you make me a SNAP enrollee
Dinner with lobster is trying to find me
I wait for my debit card each day after three
So Obam won't you make me a SNAP enrollee

Obam, won't you give me a right to Sprintec
I voted for you, Bam don't make me regret
Prove you're The POTUS, make nuns pick up the check
Obam, won't you give me a right to Sprintec

Obam, won't you get me a new Prius V
I majored in writing, you have to bail out me
Work part time at Starbuck's, no future do I see
So Obam, won't you get me a new Prius V

(Eff you .... a heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh .....)


 
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