In Washington, where cherry trees grow
Lives a congress woman named Mary Landrieu
Got a big ol' mansion, it's a real nice home
And if you ask her she'll say leave me alone
Because........... Lousianne's long gone

She votes for spending like a big ol' hog
With ol' dead eye Reid and them yellow dogs
She's got a bent for liberals and their spending flair
If you ever ask bout her living round there
She'd say....... Lousianne's long gone

Then one night health care's on its back
Into her swamp came ol' Barack
A no good man like you all know
He was looking around for Mary Landrieu

He said Mary Landrieu you lothesome bitch
Here's a little bribe that'll make you rich
Gave her seven million and he told her what to do
This very night, Health Care will hang on you
Then it'll be ...........Lousianne's done gone

So Mary did her voting, and she shook his lying hand
Seven million dollars he then put it in her hand
Then she giggled and she wiggled, and she said Hey, Hey
I'm getting ready for my 'lection day

But ol' scad Barack he said goodbye Mary
You're too much baggage for a slick man like me
Then Mary started stumbling, her polls started falling
Dem money stopped flowing, and her eyes started crying
And she went........ Lousianne came home.

So if you ever get down to Louisiana
There's former congress woman named Mary Landrieu
If you ever ask what'd you do with your life?
She'll say better be aware of Barack's rusty knife
Or it'll be.......... Lousianne come home

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