I had a similar song coursing thru my brain for a long time, Comradina; just never got around to finishing it -- called "Sufi in the Sky With Virgins" Not quite as dark a vision as yours, my song will probably soar to the top of Jihadi Top 40 charts

SUFI IN THE SKY WITH HYMENS

Picture yourself in a cave near Qandahar
Midst piles of your feces and great swarms of flies
Somebody cries out. you answer too slowly
Shahid with the horror struck eyes

Hellfiring missile of metal and flame
Powering down to your head
Look at the shaykh with the fear in his eyes
And you're gone

Sufi in the sky with hymens
Sufi in the sky with hymes
Sufi in the sky with hymens
(Waaaa 'laah)

Drifting on up to a spring of cool waters
Where finely dressed women drink crystal white wine
Ghilmani smile as you drift past Al Tooba*
That grows so incredibly high

Bloodthirsty shahid appear by your side
Waiting to whisk you away
Follow their lead to a place near Firdaus
And you're there

Sufi in the sky with hymens
Sufi in the sky with hymens
Sufi in the sky with hymens
(A-a-a-a-a-lla-a-a-a-h)

Picture yourself on a bed in a whorehouse
With endless young poon-tang for jihading guys
Suddenly someone is there for your taking
The girl with the lustrous dark eyes

Sufi in the sky with hymens
Sufi in the sky with hymens
Sufi in the sky with hymens
(A-a-a-a-a-ll-a-a-a-ah)
Sufi in the sky with hymens
Sufi in the sky with hymens
Sufi in the sky with hymens
(A-a-a-a-a-ll-a-a-a-ah)

(Repeat 70 more times)

*(Al Tooba is an immense shade tree in Al Janeen, which does in fact grow incredibly high; Ghilmani are youths who serve heavenly treats and wines to residents of Al Janeen)

Repeat 70 more times?

Am I in Hell?

In Arabic the word for The Prophet is "Al Rasool" With this in mind, we could, if we so desired, sing "Rasool in The Fire With Demons."

Picture yourself in Iraq on a Hummer
With guillotine dreams and barricade lives
Mohamed calls you, you answer quite slowly
A god with psychosis and lies

Beheaded bodies are yellow and green
Kids playing with all their heads
Look for the god with 72 virgins in sky
And he goes

ISIS in the sky with hymens
ISIS in the sky with hymens
ISIS in the sky with hymens, ah

Follow Allah up to a hill on a mountain
Where Yazidi people eat sticks as they die
Everyone cries as Obama does nothing
His plan is to lead all from behind

Jihaidi terrorists appear at the door
Waiting to take them away
Climb in the back with their heads in a bag
And they're gone

ISIS in the sky with hymens
ISIS in the sky with hymens
ISIS in the sky with hymens, ahhhhhhhh

Imagine Marines in the Iraqi nation
killing terrorists and saving some lives
Suddenly Marines appears in the desert
The ISIS will soon get to die

ISIS in the sky with hymens
ISIS in the sky with hymens
ISIS in the sky with hymens, ahhhhhhhh

ISIS in the sky with hymens
ISIS in the sky with hymens
ISIS in the sky with hymens, ahhhhhhhh

Comradess Googie has tickled the creative muse

Comrades--you all tickle me pink! Shhhh...come to my hovel and I'll serve you apple pie!!! Putin will never know I stole it out of his kitchen window as it cooled!!! ;) P.S. Do they have apples in Russia? That IS what those are, right?

Picture yourself in a cart on a golf course
With Reggie Love and lots of rich guys
Some crisis calls you, you answer quite slowly
Then read your teleprompter lies

Send Eric Holder down to Ferguson
You're in way over your head
Look like some one with the sun in your eyes
"HE'S THE ONE?"

Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs, FORE!

They follow his round like bees after honey
It's Obama's media sychophant guys
Everyone smiles as you flit past the cameras
They draw obediantly nigh

Newspaper stories can tell your quite bored
You can't wait to get away
Straighten your back with your nose in the clouds
You're back on

Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs, FORE!

Can't picture you dealing with the group called ISIS
With platitude speeches and looking bored eyes
Suddenly you're there laughing right in your golfcart
The one with superficial smiles

Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs, FORE!

Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs, FORE!

Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs
Obama on course with golf clubs

I hope somebody puts a potato in his muffler. Do golf carts have mufflers?

Perhaps the people should commission Golf Cart One for our dear esteemed leader board participant