[ Hillary hauls her cookies all the way to Arkansas and Bill ]

In the White House I has a blast
In the White House I whipped Bill's ass
Met some girls all just for me
Oh that boy never wants me
White House pays, oh to this day
To oh-o us Clinton's delight

We want more! We want more!
We both act just like Tzars
We want more! We want more!
Just like Com Commisars

Hill latched on me — she set up camp
Bill runs from me — I'm such a crab
Ball and chain life — I wish she'd drown
Bill gets off — making the rounds
Puffed up crumbs — think we're Big Guns
But oh-o those White House fistfights!

We want more! We want more!
There's no love — Money Might!
We want more! We want more!
Ev'ning, noon and daylight!

Hill's not looking — my time to stray
When he's missing — grab a lampshade
Made it out in my bare socks
Gonna shout and clean his clock!
White House flings that's how Bill swings
But oh-o those White House fistfights!

We want more! We want more!
Oh Bill — he likes to brag
We want more! We want more!
Hill'ry — she's such a drag

Bill got caught see — House slapped his hand
Well I got caught see — Law license banned
Bill's a creep — lies through his jeans
Hill's maidenhood — well I let it be
We both keep tabs on Chelsea
‘Cause oh-o she's our kid, that's right

We want more! We want more!
How much dough can you send?
We want more! We want more!
Never enough to spend!

I've grown older — my Career End!
So I told her — stick to girlfriends
Got it made — Foundation Cow
Stuck for life — our marriage vows

All our dreams fulfilled it seems
But oh — with White House in sight!