No Avocados, they'll be no Avocados
No Avocados, they'll be no Avocados

They say the border's wide open
And drugs flow right over
And illegal aliens come
And take our jobs away
They work cheap and lower wages
Closing it this is the answer

No Avocados, they'll be no Avocados
No Avocados, they'll be no Avocados

Families separated at the border
Put in obama's cages
Yet the smugglers try again
And deported come back again
So many times it doesn't matter
They know that our law is in tatters

No Avocados, they'll be no Avocados
No Avocados, they'll be no Avocados

So we'll close down the border
This will slow the drugs and illegals
But there wont be guacamole
When we eat dinner tonight
How will we live without it?
Our hearts are forever broken

No Avocados, they'll be no Avocados
No Avocados, they'll be no Avocados

Is any comrade at the Food Technology Lab working on a beet version of the avocado? How can we have rat fajitas without chips and guac??

I had no idea you were bilingual, Comrade Groucho Marxist. And here I was saving my Gulag Rye Toast for that tasty green mash. *sigh* Beautiful song, one of my favorites.

Personal aside --- In Jr. High we all took a History test. One of the questions, er, answers, was supposed to be Guantanamo. All I could remember was Guantanamera. At first Mr. History Teacher marked it wrong, but after he thought about it, he gave it to me, enabling me to Ace the test. He was such an Equal Teacher. :)