I am the BossBoy o'er the country
And I'm livin' the dream
List'nin' on the lines
For some banter against me

I hear you whisp'rin' in the wire
You say all I do is whine
Well, the NSA's BossBoy
Is here on the line

I always take expensive vacays
And your coffers I drain
I'll blame it on the wife
But don't tell Moochelle–she's insane

And I need to know what you think
And I need tabs kept on you
And the NSA's BossBoy
Is still watchin' too!

–dreamy guitar music–

And I need to know what you think
And I need tabs kept on you
And the NSA's BossBoy
Is still watchin' too!