It must have been the mistletoe, of why John loves, Obama so
Black Magic in the DC air treachery everywhere
It must have been the petty fights that christened in the blackmail , right?
We're being run by Czars whose Might crushes all of us

Our first Commie President we're living with
O Destroyer, has his fingers crossed
That Boehner tows the line

It could have been the payback time, the secrets told upon that night
Our cities wide in disrepair, the crazies have no care
It could have been Libs manuel that trapped Boehner within it's spell
It only took one vote to know it must have been the mistletoe

Our first Commie President we're living with
Oh, John Boehner must have known his votes
Is no coincidence!

It must have been the mistletoe, O's lazy ass and all the blows
Black Magic in the DC air that made John crumble
The Commies took our wish away that he could finally come through
It only took one vote to know it must have been (the mistletoe)

It must have been the mistletoe, O's lazy ass and all the blows
Black Magic in the DC air that made John crumble so

It must have been the mistletoe, O's lazy ass and all the blows
Black Magic in the DC air that made John crumble

It must have been the mistletoe, O's lazy ass and all the blows
Black Magic in the DC air that made John crumble so