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Obammie's Got a Gun

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Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Obammie what have you done?
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb sight of you with a gun.
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Obammie what have you done?
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb it's the sight

Obammie's got a gun
Obammie's got a gun
Lib world's come undone
From lookin' straight at "The One"
What did Obammie do?
What did he put them through?
They said Obammie was photoshoped
They made him shooting with a gun
They never saw it comin' Now that Obammie's got a gun
Nothing's gonna be the same.

Obammie's got a gun
Obammie's got a gun
His skeet shoot's just begun
Now the media is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did Obammie do?
Claims he shot a Russian Shotgun
The same time he played golf all day
They say the plane that he was landing near Camp David and that
Skeet shooting fit right in the the rest of the day

Run away, run away from Benghazi, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from Benghazi yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Obammie's got a gun
Obammie's got a gun
His skeet shoot's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did Obammie do?
Obammie attacks NRA.
He tries to take them down sleasy like a bullet put in their brain
He's mad 'cause nobody believes him. This man is such a sleeze.
Nothings gonna be the same.

Run away, run away from Benghazi yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from Benghazi yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Obammie's got a gun
Obammie's got a gun
Obammie's got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Obammie's got a gun
His skeet shoot's just begun
Now the liberals is on the run
Because Obammie's got a gun
Obammie's got a gun
His Skeet shoot's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Obammie's got a gun

I was entertaining this very same idea, Comrade Director, except I was thinking "Barry's Shot a Gun"

Barry shot a gun
Barry shot a gun
PR stunt has come undone
Say you must not 'shop the One
How did Obammie do?
His aim point doesn't seem quite true
They say that when Barry went shooting
He was golfing on the very same day (huh? huh? huh? huh?)
But man, there's something squirrely
Cause the watch he was wearing early
It doesn't seem to be the same

Barry shot a gun
Barry shot a gun
The mockery has just begun
Targeting the One's bull run
Never will believe it's true
When did Barry ever shoot
They posed a stupid little photo
The man must think we're all insane
His stance is full of blunders
And the side smoke makes we wonder
How long this fraud can be sustained

NRA, NRA is a pain, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
NRA, NRA is a pain yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
NRA, NRA NRA

Barry shot his gun
Barry shot his gun
The fraud days have just begun
The "Skeeters" will have their fun
How can Obammie shoot
Rifle butt is all askew
He's never pulled a trigger
And sent a bullet down the range (no, no no, no)
He'd put his shoulder out of socket
'Cause the butt's not in the pocket
His left arm would surely feel some pain

NRA NRA is a pain yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
NRA NRA is a pain yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
NRA NRA NRA

Barry shot a gun, Barry shot a gun, Barry shot a gun
Now ever wingnut is having fun
Barry shot a gun
The mockery has just begun
Now we're targeting the One's bull run
Because Barry shot a gun
Now the fraud days have just begin


That is all I can muster for now, Comrade Director ... My muse is still recovering from five day bender of joyous celebration last November when Dear Leader was re-elected to finish sacred mission

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By all means... Like the radish and beet soup there is much to share. Yes my muse was on a long sabbatical following the celebrations of November. Still I must give credit to the party.

Important Muse update -- Disregarding what I am saying in previous post about my stricken Muse. She seems to be fully recovered Comrade Director -- especially after seeing The Leader's Glorious Skeet Shoot.

She was being particularly enthralled by The Leader's revolutionary way of holding rifle so that corner of the rifle butt is pressing directly against collarbone -- thus guaranteeing most glorious collarbone fracture. What courage!!

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I bow to your most equal use of verse...


 
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