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Oberlln's Been Caught GWONTing

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Oberlin College's Insurance Doesn't Cover GWONT



Oberlin's been caught GWONTing
Once they taught in a class
To enjoy GWONTing
It's just as simple as that
Well, it's just a simple fact
When GWONTs want something,
They don't have to pay for it
They walked right through Gibson's door
And GWONTs walked right through the door
Hey all right!
Make Gibson's fry, They're mine
Mine all mine!

Yeah, My Prof, she's a GWONT too
She'll go and print up a flyer
Stick it on her expense chart
She excused GWONT class for me
And she did it just like that
When GWONTs want something, they don't have to pay for it
GWONTs walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If GWONTs get by, YOU'RE mine
Mine all mine!

Let's go!

GWONTs protested that the bakery
Was racist and laughed
GWONTs sat and laughed and waved their signs in the air!
And GWONTS did it just like that
Now GWONTs did something, and Insurance won't pay for it
Now what's Oberlin gonna do
$44 million right through Oberlin's door
Hey, all right!
Now Oberlin cries, debt's all mine, mine, mine, all mine, mine, mine, mine.
It's mine.

For those comrades who need to conserve mouse clicks, GWONT is a bold and utterly acronymic new word coined by TEJK (The Energizer Jackalope Comrade) which means "Glorious World Of Next Tuesday"

But more than that, it also is a VERB meaning to do one's utmost to expedite the arrival of said world, by any means necessary -- eg, by exposing the Deplorables hideous tactic of awarding so-called "damages" to themselves ...... from well meaning actions whose only purpose was to expose all the hideous "isms" that define the core of their odious selves

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Not so fast comrade of hooliganism...Jackalopelipsky not brains behind acronym GWONT aka G.W.O.N.T. aka Glorious World of Next Thursday...a registered trademark of The People's Cube Forever Utopia.

As in "...oh yeah...that's NEXT Tuesday...comrade. I said I would buy all my boon companions a hamburger NEXT Thursday...why?? did you think I meant THIS Tuesday??"

The Cube does not make foolish errors in communication like this. A total waste of Cubist Funds that could otherwise be spent in OUR effort to achieve GWONT.


How's comes there's the word DISguntled but no one ever says they are gruntled?? Jackalopelipsky just wants to get totally GWONTled....and you do too, Comrades!!
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Glorious news. Apparently a emigre from Castro's Cuba living in San Francisco has already penned an anthem to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday



GWONTanamerra, Guevarra GWONTanamerra
GWONTanamerra, GWONTista, GWONTanamerra

You soy un hombre proggtardo ..... ( I am a Proggtarded man)
De donde pinchen la mierda ..........(From where they pinch the feces)
Yo soy un hombre proggtardo
De donde crecen la mierda
Y antes be cambiarse a mujer .........(And before I change into a woman)
Escucha mis versos enfermos ........(Listen to my sick verses)

GWONTanamerra, Guevarra GWONTanamerra
GWONTanamerra, GWONTistas GWONTanamerra

Mis versos es un amarillo ............. (My verses are of yellow)
Y de un cafe malodoroso ..............(And a malodorous brown)
Mis versos es un amarillo
Y de un cafe malodoros
Mis versos es un hombre adicto .....(My verses are an addict)
Que tiran jeringa empleado ...........(Who tosses used syringes)

GWONTanamerra, Guevarra GWONTanamerra
GWONTanamerra, GWONTistas GWONTanamerra

A los blancos de la tierra .............. (And to the white folks of this land)
Quiero my odio echar .................. (I wish to share my hatred)
A los blancos de la pais
Quiero my odio echar
Y los que caga en la calle ............ (And those who crap in the streets)
Me complace mas que el mar ....... (Enthrall me more than the ocean)

Gwontanamerra, Guevarra Gwontanamerra
Gwontanamerra, Gwontista Gwontanamerra

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There is GWONTing EVERYWHERE! E.V.E.R.Y.W.H.E.R.E. Comrades.

GWONTing in the Streets. GWONTing in Colleges. GWONTing in family owned businesses. GWONTers out there rev-o-lu-sion-ing KKKapitalist Amerikka into impoverished shit hole status...because GWONTers have the constitutional protected right to not only poop in their own nest...but to poop in yours, too. It's in the perambulator of the constitution...so...t.h.e.r.e.! [angry face]

Jackalopelipsky over and out

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Callmelennie wrote:For those comrades who need to conserve mouse clicks, GWONT is a bold and utterly acronymic new word coined by TEJK (The Energizer Jackalope Comrade) which means "Glorious World Of Next Tuesday"

But more than that, it also is a VERB meaning to do one's utmost to expedite the arrival of said world, by any means necessary -- eg, by exposing the Deplorables hideous tactic of awarding so-called "damages" to themselves ...... from well meaning actions whose only purpose was to expose all the hideous "isms" that define the core of their odious selves
Thank you

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And since Trump's so bad
GWONT let it get you down, GWONTs can take it
And if it hurts
GWONTs gonna piss and cry, GWONT's can't take it

GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's nigh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's nigh

And when Trump stares
Just let Trump burn his eyes on GWONT's retreating
And if Trump shouts
Better just change the GWONT that you're doin'

GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's nigh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's nigh


GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
GWONT's your time's up, oh
Hold your head high

GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's nigh

And if Trump stares
Just let Trump burn his eyes on GWONT's retreating
And if Trump shouts
Better just change the GWONT what you're doin'

GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up
GWONT's your time's up

Now I've got to take time to report you to the ministry of Anti Parodies and Free Laundry Services. This means filling out more forms in triplicate and locating six other hypro sensatives who are so iffended they can not come out from under the covers. Much less make a statement in front if the Kimmissioner! All of this while trying to instruct our intizicated population how to drive on our ice laden roads at 120 kmp!

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Oh, cry Jackalopelipsky a river, Best Russian Driver. Besides working at the Cube's Karaoke Mill...one of Jackalopelipsky's 4th or maybe 5th job in Dynasty!: AOC's Amerikka..IS the local Free Laundry Service Services. All THAT...and Jackalopelipsky still hasn't seen a thin dime of gratitude/grease/squeeze/cut/nevermind.

be glad you got a gig instructing our intizicated population how to drive on our ice laden roads at 120 kmp! in Trump's Economy. btw...sounds racy as all get-out....AND you get PAID!!!! TOOOOO!!! That's some smooth peanut butter, there...BRD....smmmoooth

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549 over and out


 
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