We bought us a place up in Chapaqua
A big mansion back up in the woods
We was so ragged that folks used to call me Pantsuit

Bill used to tease me about it
But deep down inside he was hurt
'Cause he'd done all he could

Bill Clinton was a great old man
I can see him with a stained dress in his hands, see
Education the best he had

He did wonders when scandals got bad
The money from the defense fund he raised
Barely paid the bills we made

Kenn Starr had kicked us down to the ground
When we tried to get up
Starr would kick us back down

One day Bill called me, this lie to me fed
Put his hands on my shoulders
And in his tears he said

He said, "Pantsuit
I'm dependin' on you, hon
To pull the family through
My dear..it's all left up to you"

Two days later we left the White House
And I got a senate seat that day
So I told dear Chelsea find the finest school
And she said that was really cool

So every mornin' 'fore she went to school
I gave my speeches and drove a sports cars too
Sometimes I felt that I couldn't go on

I wanted to quit, just run away from home
But I would remember what Bill Clinton said
With tears in his eyes and this lie he said

He said, "Pantsuit"
I'm dependin' on you, hon
I tried to do my best
It's up to you to do the rest"

Then one day Obama came and washed all my hopes away
And the age of sixty I was the SOS
The weight of the whole world was on my shoulders
And you Obama knew what I was goin' through, 'cause

Every day I had to give a speech
$200,000 was a real cool deal
And 3 in the morning came really early
Like that call from Benghazi

Every night I heard Bill Clinton say
Lord, give her the strength
To make another day

So years have passed and Chelsea has grown
Me and Bill bought us another brand new home
Lord knows, I'm not anyways tired
But my husband's voice kept me through the years

Say, "Pantsuit"
I'm dependin' on you, hon
To pull the family through
Dear hon, it's all left up to you"

Oh, I can still hear Bill's voice sayin', "Pantsuit"
I'm dependin' on you, hon
I've tried to do my best
It's up to you to do the rest"

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Pantsuit"

Too DAMN Funny! Another classic, Maestro.

Groucho, what a fine, fine bit of musical bliss.